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[lovemachine]

Smokey and the Bandit...

"How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?"

Lone Wolf McQuade




Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left.

 

[sharkey]

Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left.

JFK




"Ya' got Asteroids?"
"Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days."

 

[jeremy]

JFK




"Ya' got Asteroids?"
"Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days."

National Lampoons Vacation...

"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made."

spaceballs

"we're not drug dealers. we're fundraisers."

 

[WILSON]

"we're not drug dealers. we're fundraisers."

Half Baked (?)
































"She was fifteen years old going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen. She was very willing! I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut.
Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all ... and I don't think you do either!
No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with.
And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a ******* vegetable? Don't make a bit of sense to me.
If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko, nuts!"

 

[vitamink]

One flew over the coo coo's nest.


" Cysts..on the walls of her lungs...we couldnt even take her thru Denver it was so high.."

 

[sharkey]

" Cysts..on the walls of her lungs...we couldnt even take her thru Denver it was so high.."

The Cannonball Run




"No, I said buttplug. She's heinous."

 

[jeremy]

The Cannonball Run




"No, I said buttplug. She's heinous."

There's Something about Mary...

Thorpe, why don't you get back on the Penzy Belle and make yourself scarce. If you're here when the boat pulls out, the boys will certainly lead your pony out from under ya.

 

[WILSON]

Thorpe, why don't you get back on the Penzy Belle and make yourself scarce. If you're here when the boat pulls out, the boys will certainly lead your pony out from under ya.

The Big Trail













"Dunbar,... not Dumb Bear..."

 

[Yukon227]

"Dunbar,... not Dumb Bear..."

Jon Dunbar...Dances with wolves





"and then he touched me in my no no special place"

 

[Yukon227]

I killed the quote thread!!!!!!


That quote is from the movie Clifford with Martin Short.

 

[Yukon227]

Here ya go...


Dad...I think hes gonna pork 'er.

 

[WILSON]

Dad...I think hes gonna pork 'er.

European Vacation





















" Woman! Do you THINK God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No s*it - I really wanna know!

Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? Think women are like that?

S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes?!? Of course He does! We ALL make mistakes! Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it "evil". But when GOD makes mistakes, they call it..... "nature". Ever take a long hard look at a giraffe,.. what was he thinking?

So whaddya think? Women...... a mistake?
Or did he ...... DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?!? "

 

[sharkey]

The Witches of Eastwick




"Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker."

porky's


"scotch on the rocks... AND I MEAN ICE!"

 

[jeremy]

porky's


"scotch on the rocks... AND I MEAN ICE!"

Who Framed Roger Rabbit...

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or ****ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. "

 

[WILSON]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit...

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or ****ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. "

Deadwood












" God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. "

 

[sharkey]

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.



" Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major! "

 

[steve666]

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.



" Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major! "

Clear and Present Danger



“Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!”

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

“Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!”

there's something about mary.


"old macdonald had a farm, e i e i o.

and on this farm, he shot some guys... badda boom badda bing bang boom."