Blues Brothers.............(I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola)
"Hate to shatter your ego, but this ain't the first time I've had a gun pointed at me."
Blues Brothers.............(I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola)
Clerks
you use that tongue purtyer than a 20 dollar whore.
Blazing Saddles
"Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better."
(once you've had fat you never go back)
" What's your name, it's Jack, ain't it? "
" Yes, sir! You buy me a drink, I'll make my mark. "
" Stick around camp, Jack- I'll make mine for you. "
" What in the hell is that supposed to mean!? "
" Means there's a horse waiting for you outside you'll want to get on before somebody murders you who gives a fxxk about right and wrong. Or I do."
[Jack stares, dumbfounded]
"It's the paint, Jack. Right outside my joint. "
[whispering]
" Run, Jack. Run. Run for your fuxxxxg life! "
"We goin' in?"
"Gun out and up."
"What about yours?"
"I'm hidin' behind you."
TransformersNo Country For Old Men
"You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?"
"Tell me, how did you find America?"
"Turned left at Greenland."
" I'm surprised you aren't mad at me... I thought you might hold it against me for killing 3 of your guys. "
" It's the only cure I know for being stupid. "
Last Man Standing.
"There are things down there that you just can't unsee. Once they're in you they just stay y'know?"
"I wouldn't imagine there is anything in there worth highlighting. What, afraid of embarassing yourself in front of your fellow perverts?"
-Same movie
8mm
"where's your will to be weird?"
The Doors
"...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!"
"Our parents are having a baby too."
"They had sex."
ADAMS FAMILY
I know this one is easy, but it's sooo good.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fu***** Poppins... LONDON."
Snatch
You just got to think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta go, "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"
Tank Girl
"If we don't deal with this now, soon, little uh, Gambol here, won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma!"
The Dark Knight
"I asked for a refreshing beverage. You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!"