An incomplete list of reason you can ask people to leave....

[Bunnykid68]

63) Cause you do not have boobies

 

[tv1217]

So just women and fat guys? Cool.

 

[churchmouse]

#64...Energy vampires. You know who you are.

 

[jeremy]

#65 Persons from Tennessee....
#66 Persons from California...
#67 Persons from New Jersey...

 

[jeremy]

#62...Energy vampires. You know who you are.

#62 is already taken...

 

[churchmouse]

#62 is already taken...

Wow, I edited right away.....note #64

 

[jeremy]

Wow, I edited right away.....note #64

Sigh...

I went and adjusted mine....

LOL!

 

[Ted]

65. You watch 'The View'.
66. You're an INGO mod.

 

[hooky]

What about .357?!

The sum of all numbers in the caliber is exactly divisible by either of 2 prime numbers. You're good to go.

 

[88GT]

An owner of private property shouldn't need any reason to ask someone to leave.

Unless said trespasser is sitting on a sidewalk, refusing to obey a lawful order from police attempting to enforce trespassing laws, and simultaneously obstructing the free movement of others.

 

[Colinb913]

Breathing.

 

[rambone]

Unless said trespasser is sitting on a sidewalk, refusing to obey a lawful order from police attempting to enforce trespassing laws, and simultaneously obstructing the free movement of others.

Public property <> Private property

 

[CBR1000rr]

63) Cause you do not have boobies

#67. Because you have boobies I'm not allowed to look at by order of my wife.