My wife was at the out with her mom while I was mowing the yard. I came in to take a little break, and started to get that little light headed, tunnel vision you sometimes get when a good sweat just starts to break. Just then, I heard the car door slam in the garage and saw a figure in a green shirt run in front of my living room windows. I wasn't carrying, and didn't really give a thought to grabbing my XD. I threw open the storm door with my left hand, keeping it between myself and what I thought was the BG, while cocking my right fist for a hay-maker. To my surprise, my now wide-eyed wife had decided to play a little scare the husband trick on me.
It's nice to know that after 20 years of marriage, my wife can still surprise me.
It's nice to know that after 20 years of marriage, my wife can still surprise me.