About to jump out of an airplane

[hornadylnl]

??????

Where's hornady to complain about the government requiring licensing for jumping out of an airplane.

Where's 88 to complain about other posters who she can't seem to ignore? Oh, here she is.

 

[ocsdor]

Glad you made it back safely. It's definitely on my bucket list, although my wife rains on my parade every time I mention it now that we have a little one at home.

Buy a huge life insurance policy. Then she may demand you go jump (like my wife does).

 

[dubsac]

??????

Where's hornady to complain about the government requiring licensing for jumping out of an airplane.

Where's 88 to complain about other posters who she can't seem to ignore? Oh, here she is.

Are you 2 sure your not married to each other?

 

[hornadylnl]

Are you 2 sure your not married to each other?

I'd be in prison.

 

[rambone]

Where are you doing it at?

Skydive Chicago in Ottawa, IL.

Losing a bit more weight before I go there ...

Yeah, their max is 250 lbs. They weigh you when you check in.

 

[mettle]

You'll love it.
It's one of the better rushes I've had.

There is no 'falling', it's floating with style!

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

I'd be in prison.

Reminds me of Churchill and Lady Astor...

Reportedly Lady Astor said to Churchill, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea," to which he responded, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

-That is attributed to CHurchill - but likely came from someone else... but it's still funny and appropriate.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Skydive Chicago in Ottawa, IL.


Yeah, their max is 250 lbs. They weigh you when you check in.

Since I only weigh 140, can i get a discount?

 

[printcraft]

Since I only weigh 140, can i get a discount?

No discount.

You have to ride the frog hopper.

 

[ocsdor]

No, but some dropzones have an unwritten policy where if you are a female and do a naked jump, you'll get it for free. It they like what they see, you might get the second one free as well.

 

[88GT]

Licensing is thru the USPA, not the gov't.

Not fluent in humorous sarcasm, I see.

 

[ocsdor]

I was just clarifying for people whose opinions I actually care about.

 

[steve666]

As has been repeatedly stated, "Only two things fall out of the sky..."

 

[jeremy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

 

[mrortega]

You know the old saying about bird-s... and idiots.

+1

 

[jeremy]

You know the old saying about bird-s... and idiots.

Huh...

Dad always said it was Bird**** and fools...

 

[ocsdor]

Skydiving separates the talkers from the do'ers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNcSbtWLYS8

 

[mike8170]

Thank Jeremy, now I can't get the song out of my head! My wife is looking at me all weird because I am singing it and she doesn't know what it is about.......

 

[jeremy]

Thank Jeremy, now I can't get the song out of my head! My wife is looking at me all weird because I am singing it and she doesn't know what it is about.......

LOL!

You are welcome. A couple of Weekends ago, it was GerryOwen for me. i was drunker than hell though...

 

[jeremy]

http://www.soundsofswc.com/files/05_Airborne_Ranger.mp3