A WARNING TO ALL MARRIED GUYS!!!!

[Von Mises]

Don't let this happen to you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyduncFpzl4

 

[Que]

Man, is that what this place is called? I thought she would like the .380 instead of a .38! I was thinking about hew wrists and how much easier the .380 would be to shoot. I'll get her a .22 next year.

 

[Integraholic]

If you're trying to warn guys already married, you're too late.

 

[INyooper]

...and people wonder why I'm still single.

 

[T712]

...and people wonder why I'm still single.

AMEN

 

[IndyMonkey]

Pft, Ive been in worse places than that.

 

[OAK]

My wife would love a new vacuum

 

[Joe Williams]

My wife knows better. She's a good woman, and knows her place.

Besides, I do the vacuuming.

 

[ljadayton]

come on guys, not ALL women are like that...some of us have a sense of humor....somewhere deep down inside....I think.....yeah...sure

 

[IndyMonkey]

come on guys, not ALL women are like that...some of us have a sense of humor....somewhere deep down inside....I think.....yeah...sure

The problem is that you guys dont forget/move on from anything.

 

[Joe Williams]

Seriously, jewelry stores are a scam. Just convince your wife that making her own jewelry is a lot of fun.

Bead kits at Wal-mart = $4
A wife who buys that line = priceless

 

[OAK]

My wife knows better. She's a good woman, and knows her place.

Besides, I do the vacuuming.

Yeah, my wife is always guilting me into vacuuming... I assume it's because the vacuum is broken and needs a mans touch to make it work.

 

[JBusch8899]

My wife really wanted some good bed pillows for our bed.

I bought her four, really expensive and really nice pillows for Christmas. I had no idea how to wrap them for the tree.

I then bought laundry baskets (that we really did need anyway), placing the pillows inside them, and did a good job wrapping the same.

She liked the pillows, but still thinks that I bought her laundry baskets for Christmas, despite my instance to the contrary.

Dog house? Nah. Man cave. No talking to me, which included no asking me to vacuum, do laundry, help to fix dinner, not interrupting me when watching the game on TV, nothing.

Sex? We were married, so it didn't matter anyway.

 

[ljadayton]

The problem is that you guys dont forget/move on from anything.

define anything

 

[E5RANGER375]

define anything

exactly

 

[IndyMonkey]

define anything

Anything....JBusch8899 will hear about the laundry baskets for years.

 

[alfahornet]

Been there, done that, have the psychological scars to proof it

and all I did was to add a USB router to her Christmas gift many years ago

 

[UncleMike]

You don't have any idea of how upset a woman can become until you forget a Wedding Anniversary.
I did once.
AND ONLY ONCE!!!!
Mike

 

[MrsGungho]

You don't have any idea of how upset a woman can become until you forget a Wedding Anniversary.
I did once.
AND ONLY ONCE!!!!
Mike

anniversary, birthday, mothers day. He forgets them all. He had the girls trained to remind him. I have asked them not to. No worries, just means I don't have to remember the anniversary, birthday or fathers day.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Man, is that what this place is called? I thought she would like the .380 instead of a .38! I was thinking about hew wrists and how much easier the .380 would be to shoot. I'll get her a .22 next year.

Buy her something she'll have fun with first and then work her up to other calibers.... but only if she wants. I've found shooting .38Special revolvers have less felt recoil than .380 firearms because of the blowback design on .380 firearms. YMMV!