4000 post club

[Cwood]

Who wants virgins? I'd rather have one that knows what she's doing.

Yes, I understand that one, I say that very often. But it would be nice to have one with a clean slate to mold into your liking

 

[Bigum1969]

Who wants virgins? I'd rather have one that knows what she's doing.

What fun is that?

 

[Scutter01]

What fun is that?

You're obviously misunderstanding the process.

 

[turnandshoot4]

And then sneaky moderators come and take the DPs away.

We're so mean.

Party is oer, mods are here!!!!


I think there is a piece of bacon stuck under that key...........

 

[Scutter01]

Party is over, mods are here!!!!

We're always here. We're watching everything you do, so stop playing with yourself. Seriously. I mean, you have to be suffering some ridiculous chafing by this point.

 

[jeremy]

Dang it...
Just when the fun was starting... sigh...

 

[Bigum1969]

We're always here. We're watching everything you do, so stop playing with yourself. Seriously. I mean, you have to be suffering some ridiculous chafing by this point.

I've noticed I can't see a damn thing anymore.

 

[turnandshoot4]

Hey, you fixed my post! You are just jealous Scutter.

 

[Cwood]

I've noticed I can't see a damn thing anymore.

I am surprised with you being blind and the hair from your palms that you type as well as you do!

 

[Scutter01]

Hey, you fixed my post! You are just jealous Scutter.

You're just jealous that I can spell.

 

[turnandshoot4]

Oh I can spell, I just can't use the key.

 

[turnandshoot4]

The key looks like one half of the w

 

[Bigum1969]

I am surprised with you being blind and the hair from your palms that you type as well as you do!

You can't imagine how difficult it was for me to train my rat terrier to type for me

 

[Cwood]

You can't imagine how difficult it was for me to train my rat terrier to type for me

Is that what you call your left hand????

 

[turnandshoot4]

Or you can just use both hands

 

[Bigum1969]

Is that what you call your left hand????

My left hand can do everything my right hand can do. I'm a firm believer in cross-training.

 

[Scutter01]

You can't imagine how difficult it was for me to train my rat terrier to type for me

Maybe you should have trained it to do the other thing. That would have freed up both your hands and let you retain your eyesight.

 

[Pami]

Sheesh.. I go away for thirty minutes to catch up on 400 other posts, and this is what I come back to???

I do have to say, though, that I agree with Scutter on the virgin philosophy. Who needs the shiny new model that might work (or might turn out to be a total lemon) when you can have something you know is reliable and does exactly what you want it to?

 

[Scutter01]

Who needs the shiny new model that might work (or might turn out to be a total lemon) when you can have something you know is reliable and does exactly what you want it to?

It's not so much that it might be a lemon. It's more like the difference between driving a Yugo (you know, you push the gas pedal and nothing happens, so eventually you have to get out and push. If you're extremely lucky, eventually at least one of you gets to your destination.) and driving a Ferrari (the car practically drives itself. Highly responsive, it can practically read your mind and requires just a gentle nudging for it to know exactly what you want. You both go screaming across the finish line.)

 

[jeremy]

Maybe you should have trained it to do the other thing. That would have freed up both your hands and let you retain your eyesight.

Now that is disgusting!