12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
11. You get pre-declined credit cards in the mail.
10. You go to buy a toaster oven and they sell you a bank instead.
9. Hot wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading
higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler,
Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning
their children's names.
5. The highest-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in
Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know
how many kids are starving in America?"
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And the # 1 indicator that the economy is bad is...
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds,"
you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
11. You get pre-declined credit cards in the mail.
10. You go to buy a toaster oven and they sell you a bank instead.
9. Hot wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading
higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler,
Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning
their children's names.
5. The highest-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in
Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know
how many kids are starving in America?"
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And the # 1 indicator that the economy is bad is...
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds,"
you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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