10 manliest firearms

[yankeetownboy]

Hope this isn't old stuff, just found and liked



10 Manliest Firearms: by Michael Z. Williamson, SMLE, Mosin-Nagant M44, Swiss K31 Carbine, Remington 870

 

[redneckmedic]

Sweet.... and I own half of them

 

[LotsofGlocks]

GLOCK

 

[Lex Concord]

Didn't see the Red Ryder BB Gun in there.

It's all I own, and I know it should bump the Barret as #1.

 

[miguel]

"Switzerland has not been invaded in 800 years, because every man and most of the women are issued guns which they keep at home. Imagine a government that not only allows but INSISTS its citizens keep military grade weapons. That's points right there. Even more, they hold quarterly Schuetzenfests, at which shooting, carousing and drinking are expected. And it's entirely possible you will have your *** handed to you by a 13 year old girl shooting a select-fire StG90 assault rifle that she carried to the range from school, slung across her back while pedaling her bicycle. Swiss GIRLS are better men than most allegedly-male American liberals."

That sums it up, doesn't it?

 

[22lr]

FAIL, no M1 Garand.

 

[360]

GLOCKs came originally in 9mm, and have also been made in various numbers in 10mm, .40S&W, .380, 9X21mm, .357 Sig and .45 GAP. However, the only acceptable caliber for a man to carry is .45 ACP. 10mm is good but hard to find, .40S&W is a wussified 10mm that the FBI created when it found out its agents weren't manly enough for 10mm, .357 Sig is excellent but hard to find, .45 GAP is new and untested, .380 is only acceptable as a backup caliber, and no man would be found dead with a 9mm. Actually, a man knows he WOULD be found dead with a 9mm, because a 9mm is a .45 set on stun, and real men do not believe in stun.

hmm...

 

[rlspach]

4 down, 6 to go.

2nd that 22lr - M1's gotta be on that list.

 

[lazarus0213]

anything that shoots the .577 trex or the .950 jdj. you have to be knucking futts either way. so manly man or knutts you decide!

 

[dustjunky2000]

I woulda swapped the Glock for the M1 Garand and traded the 870 for the Mossberg 500. Other than that, great list!


Also...

no man would be found dead with a 9mm. Actually, a man knows he WOULD be found dead with a 9mm, because a 9mm is a .45 set on stun, and real men do not believe in stun.

TRUTH

 

[Sasquatchhunter]

What about the desert eagle???? Thata a pretty manly firearm.


AND..I want a K31 now...

 

[Mrmonte]

You know what they say about opinions....

An M44 and K31 would not have made my list for sure.

 

[SWAMPMASTER]

Well 9 out of 10 isn't bad guess I have to get a Barrett now

 

[Sasquatchhunter]

You know what they say about opinions....

An M44 and K31 would not have made my list for sure.

Yeah i kinda thought the same thing. I love my mosin, and it is one bad sucker, but the Swiss havent really seen the blood and mud and guts fighting with your bare hands stacking up frozen bodies to bunker in fix bayonets boys its gonna get hairy type fighting, that I would qualify as manly.I still want a k31 though...but for sure not the most "manly" gun, not by a long shot. The m1 garand needs to be on there for sure. What about the Thompson? or a Hawken rifle? Now thats manly.

 

[22lr]

What about the Thompson?

Is it even possible to get more manly than a Thompson?

 

[Indyhd]

Loved the guys opinions on most subjects. You should read his articles on Haiti, and naming your babies. Absolutely classic.

 

[SKSnut]

Awesome!!! Forwarding to friends. Thanks

 

[smitty12b]

Garand ,BAR and Thompson should be on the list jmho

 

[Sasquatchhunter]

Yeah the BAR! Or better yet the sawed off BARs that the gangsters used....

 

[smitty12b]

Yeah the BAR! Or better yet the sawed off BARs that the gangsters used....

I think the reason they got Bonnie and Clyde was because they were deaf form shooting those things and easy to sneak up on