+1 to Rhino!

[MadBomber]

So the other day Rhino noticed my ZT0350 wouldn't reliably cut air and generously offered to make it usable. With fear and loathing I handed over my trusty pocket companion and was left naked and alone in the wilds of the building, desperately trying to make it back to my own office to re-arm.

Fast forward to the next morning as I'm nervously waiting for Rhino to amble in to work...his many knives clinking like a knight in armor in a weird Monty Python sketch deemed not good enough for the 1970's era BBC. Lo and behold, he arrived with my ZT restored to a near Star Wars light-saberesque cutting edge. I serenely split three atoms and a random passing molecule and ended up well-pleased by the restored edge. I stuffed the ZT in my front pocket where it belonged, and returned to my daily routine of oppressing the masses; armed well for whatever random insanity and personal insecurities that reared their silly heads on my day.

Thanks Rhino!

 

[Kryptonite]

Good read. Now consider getting an Edge Pro and doing it yourself next time

 

[Dean C.]

Good read. Now consider getting an wicked edge and doing it yourself next time

fixed it

 

[Que]

Cool beans!

 

[Kryptonite]

fixed it

Hahahaha. Agreed, the WE is a great system too.

 

[rhino]

So the other day Rhino noticed my ZT0350 wouldn't reliably cut air and generously offered to make it usable. With fear and loathing I handed over my trusty pocket companion and was left naked and alone in the wilds of the building, desperately trying to make it back to my own office to re-arm.

Fast forward to the next morning as I'm nervously waiting for Rhino to amble in to work...his many knives clinking like a knight in armor in a weird Monty Python sketch deemed not good enough for the 1970's era BBC. Lo and behold, he arrived with my ZT restored to a near Star Wars light-saberesque cutting edge. I serenely split three atoms and a random passing molecule and ended up well-pleased by the restored edge. I stuffed the ZT in my front pocket where it belonged, and returned to my daily routine of oppressing the masses; armed well for whatever random insanity and personal insecurities that reared their silly heads on my day.

Thanks Rhino!

You are welcome! I'm glad it works well and for the kind words, sir!

 

[MadBomber]

You are welcome! I'm glad it works well and for the kind words, sir!

Well....if you ever actually show up for work Id tell you in person!

 

[rhino]

Well....if you ever actually show up for work Id tell you in person!

Hah! Touche'!

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Why can't I get the song "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" theme out of my head?...Ugh!

 

[rhino]

Why can't I get the song "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" theme out of my head?...Ugh!

I do not know the answer to that question, sir.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

...and now other various Monte Python themes...

"Conjugate it!"

"Splitter!"

"...it's not meant to be taken lit-trally you understand...he's referring to blessings to all makers of dairy products"

"...shoes! He want's us to Gather Shoes!!!"

 

[rhino]

. . . He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious.

-- Vercotti, recounting memories of Doug P.

 

[MadBomber]

...and now other various Monte Python themes...

"Conjugate it!"

"Splitter!"

"...it's not meant to be taken lit-trally you understand...he's referring to blessings to all makers of dairy products"

"...shoes! He want's us to Gather Shoes!!!"

-- Vercotti, recounting memories of Doug P.

You're both dead wrong. I always associate Rhino with the Lumberjack Song.

 

[rhino]

"Lumberjack Song" by Palin, Michael/tomlinson, Fred/jones, Terence Graham Parry.

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...


A LUMBERJACK!


(piano vamp)


Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.


CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.


I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.


CHORUS


I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.


Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????


CHORUS


I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.


Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a "girlie"? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!


CHORUS


All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)


Sound Cue: The Liberty Bell March, by John Phillip Sousa.


Songwriters
PALIN, MICHAEL/TOMLINSON, FRED/JONES, TERENCE GRAHAM PARRY


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Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing