and charge them with trespass if they refuse.
(mods wasn't really sure where to put it so I went with here move if you desire)
this is a very short and incomplete lists of reasons you can ask people to leave. Please feel free to add your favorites to the list.
1) Having blue eyes
2) Having brown eyes
3) Having one brown and one blue eye.
4) Wearing a hat too small
5) Wearing a hat too big.
6) Wearing the wrong kind of hat
7) Not wearing a hat at all.
8) Not wearing pants.
9) Wearing pants too low
10) Wearing pants too high
11) Wearing pants too big
12) Wearing pants too small
13) Wearing a kilt
14) Hair too long
15) Hair too short
16) Having a tattoo
17) Not having a tattoo
18) Having too many fingers
19) Not having enough fingers
20) Wearing tennis shoes
21) Wearing cowboy boots
22) Not wearing cowboy boot
23) Wearing a red shirt
24) Wearing a blue shirt
25) Not speaking English
26) Not speaking Spanish
27) Wearing a low cut shirt
28) Not wearing a low cut shirt.
29) Wearing a shirt too small
30) Wearing shirt too big
31) Wearing a shirt with a collar
32) Wearing a shirt without a collar
33) Carrying rosary beads
34) Carrying man purse
35) Not carrying a man purse
36) Wearing a skirt too short
37) Wearing a skirt too long
38) Having a beard
39) Having a mustache
40) Not having a beard
41) Not having a mustache
42) Having a beard without a mustache
43) Finger nails too long
44) Finger nails too short
45) Having painted finger nails
46) Not having painted fingernails.
47) Owning a dog
48) Owning a cat
49) Eating bacon
50) Not sharing bacon
(mods wasn't really sure where to put it so I went with here move if you desire)
this is a very short and incomplete lists of reasons you can ask people to leave. Please feel free to add your favorites to the list.
1) Having blue eyes
2) Having brown eyes
3) Having one brown and one blue eye.
4) Wearing a hat too small
5) Wearing a hat too big.
6) Wearing the wrong kind of hat
7) Not wearing a hat at all.
8) Not wearing pants.
9) Wearing pants too low
10) Wearing pants too high
11) Wearing pants too big
12) Wearing pants too small
13) Wearing a kilt
14) Hair too long
15) Hair too short
16) Having a tattoo
17) Not having a tattoo
18) Having too many fingers
19) Not having enough fingers
20) Wearing tennis shoes
21) Wearing cowboy boots
22) Not wearing cowboy boot
23) Wearing a red shirt
24) Wearing a blue shirt
25) Not speaking English
26) Not speaking Spanish
27) Wearing a low cut shirt
28) Not wearing a low cut shirt.
29) Wearing a shirt too small
30) Wearing shirt too big
31) Wearing a shirt with a collar
32) Wearing a shirt without a collar
33) Carrying rosary beads
34) Carrying man purse
35) Not carrying a man purse
36) Wearing a skirt too short
37) Wearing a skirt too long
38) Having a beard
39) Having a mustache
40) Not having a beard
41) Not having a mustache
42) Having a beard without a mustache
43) Finger nails too long
44) Finger nails too short
45) Having painted finger nails
46) Not having painted fingernails.
47) Owning a dog
48) Owning a cat
49) Eating bacon
50) Not sharing bacon
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