Obama may win, secure your seat on my shrimp boat now

[hoosierdoc]

It's possible Obama may win. I have secured a decomissioned shrimp boat in Alabama and a retired captain willing to take on a side job. I'm guessing we can hit the coast by 8am and continue on to the Turks and Caicos by sea. It still has the nets so we have plenty of hammock room for sleeping.

Please let me know ASAP if you want a spot reserved. I'll also need your preferred caliber, CPAP setting, and average number of toilet paper squares used per day when eating a strictly scavenged marine diet.

If I'm forgetting anything, just post and I'll check frequently to see what I need to grab.

 

[Mosinguy]

I need my self defense round, .950 JDJ. Wal-Mart carries it cheap. Doesn't even need to be hollow points either.

 

[BGDave]

Sleeping arrangements on Friday night?

 

[Jarhead77]

You did not buy Bubba Gumps boat. Did you??

 

[printcraft]

Is your boat named Jenny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpUVb54lk2o&feature=related

 

[Brandon]

We aren't having any of those crazy bets of who's safe can sink faster are we? I don't know for sure if I won or lost in the last game.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Sleeping arrangements on Friday night?

Similar to Tuesday, with the exception that whoever currently is in possession of the conch gets first choice.

 

[beeeman]

How far inland in Alabama is said shrimp boat?

 

[daddymikey1975]

I'll require 8 squares/day

I'm sure I'll lose the 'fastest safe to sink' contest.. However, it'll be lots of fun to blow all our ammo off before the safes sink.

I'll require 9mm and .22lr but I'll bring plenty of ammo.

Traveling back to IN will be relatively inexpensive without the extra weight

 

[hoosierdoc]

How far inland in Alabama is said shrimp boat?

No stowaways. If you want steerage, lemme know. Water is brackish, flow rate of 2 knots/hr during dry season. That's as I'll go wIthout a commitment

 

[chocktaw2]

Hopefully there's not a barrel on this boat.

 

[stephen87]

I'm in!

Just 4 squares per day. 9mm and if I can finish my rifle then .22LR for me. Also, no CPAP for me, but depending on the weather, I'll sleep on the deck. Just not the poop deck.

 

[Bigtanker]

I'm in. 9mm, 12 gauge and 22lr. 14 squares a day.

Wait wait wait. Guns on a boat with INGOers?

 

[stephen87]

I'm keeping mine in the holster. You know how the captain goes down with his boat? Well, I'm going down with my gun.

 

[printcraft]

So far Indiana and Kentucky 2 to 1 for Romney.

Election Results

 

[femurphy77]

If we're headed to T&C can I bring my scuba gear?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Do the Turks and Caicos allow open carry?

I'll bring my own TP. Prefer .40 SW. Save me a seat.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Yes to SCUBA gear, not sure on the OC but I would guess not.

I'm here at Cosco picking up TP. I went with two-ply with Aloe as the salt air tends to turn even soft bottoms into abrasive surfaceas. The checkout girl wanted to know why I bought the entire supply of bacon but I just roundhoused her and headed for the door.

Does anyone have access to a bunch of mannequins? We may need the general public to think we're still at our jobs until we hit the 200-mile international water zone.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Does anyone have access to a bunch of mannequins? We may need the general public to think we're still at our jobs until we hit the 200-mile international water zone.

No. But there's some adult stores up in Bloomington. I've got an air compressor to inflate 'em.

 

[hoosierdoc]

No. But there's some adult stores up in Bloomington. I've got an air compressor to inflate 'em.

Woah, good call. I'll bring rubber patches and glue, you know... in case something heavy falls on them. Repeatedly.