Assault of a Cop with Breast Milk!

[Bigum1969]

You just can't make this stuff up!

No pics of the actual weapon used in the assault... Don't wanna get busted again!

Milk Doesn't Always Do a Body Good

An Owensboro woman is in trouble after officers say she used a rather unusual technique to assault a jailer.
According to the Daviess County, Kentucky, Detention Center, Toni Tramel was picked up Thursday on charges of public intoxication.
As part of the process to book her into the jail, Tramel was sent into a room with a female jailer to change from her street clothes to jail clothes.
The jailer says while the inmate was changing, Tramel took off her bra and squeezed her breast, causing a stream of milk to hit the jailer in the face and the neck.
A release from the jail says the officer was able to "decontaminate herself" and "clean the bio-hazard off her."
Tramel now faces charges of assault on a police officer.

 

[rlspach]

Sounds like we need some assault breast control laws

 

[redneckmedic]

So if they are called black assault rifles, are they called black assault... oh never mind, I don't really want the infraction. I'm sure someone will call that derogatory.

 

[Bigum1969]

This sounds like it could be the plot line of one of those nasty movies that only obscene grown ups watch.

 

[jclark]

This sounds like it could be the plot line of one of those nasty movies that only obscene grown ups watch.

Somebody call my name????

 

[HandK]

That is just wrong on so many levels!!!

 

[bmwdud]

holy crap
just think what we did for news before the internet it was never this much fun

 

[darinb]

Dont let the antigun hard core liberal crowd get ahold of this cause then they will want to ban breasts too.

 

[Bigum1969]

Somebody call my name????

Make you a little thirsty?

 

[Benny]

Dont let the antigun hard core liberal crowd get ahold of this cause then they will want to ban breasts too.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, I have to draw the line somewhere; this is it...If this happens, I'll turn vigilante on the spot.

 

[BloodEclipse]

I just read this and was going to post but "search" allowed me to prevent a closed thread.

Attack of the Killer Boobs

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Attack of the Killer Boobs.​

Homicidal hooters's fatal lactation


''Attack of the Killer Boobs'' was a 1959 B-movie starring Ann-Margaret’s boobs as a pair of extraterrestrial killers that had attached themselves to a young woman’s chest at the onset of her puberty.

Triple feature feature


The movie, which was shot on black-and-white film, was offered at drive-in theaters across the country as the third feature in triple-feature packages, but it was soon withdrawn when moviegoers complained that the film was “pornographic.” The movie was replaced by Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, with tomatoes appearing in place of Ann-Margaret’s boobs. Ever since then, "tomatoes" have been another of the many, ever-increasing number of euphemisms for mammary glands.

So now you know.

 

[Benny]

I just read this and was going to post but "search" allowed me to prevent a closed thread.



So now you know.

Prepare for your infraction.



Wait, is that a pile of boobies or a pile of tomatoes?

 

[rambone]