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Shooter
- Aug 14, 2009
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P1 Humor Corner: 25 signs that you're a cop any of these true?
The only one I would strongly disagree with is #1. I have a bladder the size of a walnut.
"signs your are a cop"?
...more properly titled: "Signs That Your English Teacher Failed You."
(Kut goosesteps off to the library)
Hey lay off the OP,he is probably like me.
The only English training I had was School House Rock,and they lost me at conjunction junction.
#3 is very generous. I'd say it is more than 50% of people are a waste of air.
My opinion on this is that you should be able to respond with something like (#20) "No, sir, we've actually come to talk to you." or (#22) "That's for the judge to decide, buddy." as you stand the guy up, cuff him, and walk him out side.20.) You walk into places and people think it’s high comedy to grab their buddy and shout, “They’ve come to get you, Bill.”
22.) People shout, “I didn’t do it!” when you walk into a room and think they’re being hugely funny and original.