chuck norris

[42769vette]

did anyone know chuck norris's tears cure cancer

to bad he has never cried

 

[Pami]

did you know chuck norris is the reason i stopped playing WoW?
please don't make me ban you.

 

[pudly]

OK- I'll play:

-Once, Chuck Norris went to the Super Bowl. He beat the Steelers, 45-3.

-Chuck Norris played a game of Russian roulette with a fully-loaded gun and won.

-When an episode of “Walker Texas Ranger” was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

-Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.

 

[Vigilant]

Chuck Norris cowers before Jack Bauer!

 

[pudly]

Chuck Norris cowers before Jack Bauer!

Blasphemy!!

 

[45calibre]

whats with all the chuck norris stuff?

 

[Vigilant]

What can I say, Chuck has been retired. Replaced by the baddest man in the galaxy!

 

[Vigilant]

whats with all the chuck norris stuff?

Shhh! He'll hear you!

 

[pudly]

Vigilant: Jack VS Chuck - Jack Bauer Vs. Chuck Norris - Blood, Sweat, and Fear

 

[Clay]

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they just call them the Islands.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. Books tell Chuck Norris what he wants to know.

 

[rhino]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. Books tell Chuck Norris what he wants to know.

That's one of the best ever. If it's original to you, I salute you, sir!

 

[txgho1911]

Whatever did Chuckie do with WOW or do that took you off of it?

 

[ATM]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

 

[dburkhead]

Evolution is false. There is only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Most people fear the Reaper. The Reaper fears Chuck Norris.

 

[jsharmon7]

There are no such things as bombs, Chuck Norris jumps out of airplanes and punches the ground.

 

[Cbarnett]

deleted - Because Chuck Norris thought I was making fun of him.

 

[Dogman]

Chuck Norris doesn't eat bacon.

 

[Clay]

Chuck Norris doesn't eat bacon, he absorbs it.

Fixed it for you!

 

[Dogman]

Fixed it for you!

No you didn't, he doesn't eat bacon.

 

[mrbunky]

chuck norris is so fast ,he can run around the earth and comb the back of his own head