So I went to the fridge this morning to grab a brand new package of Wright Brand Bacon!
I find no bacon...
After some careful back-tracking I realized I left it at the Mechanic's shop when I picked up my car. I race over to the shop.
When I walk in the door only the guy's partner is there.
Says my bacon is in the back seat of another customer's car. Says if I joined him we could search the backseat together for the lost sausage. (wtf I'm here for my bacon)
Forget this, I jump in my car and head to Walmart to get another package of bacon.
When I walk in the door I see the Mechanic causing a scene:
Says his Sgt Major sent him to commandeer some employee about an unpaid vehicle repair. Claims they used Drones to pinpoint his location.
As he's being arrested he recognizes me and starts shouting "better call Saul".
I'm just happy I made it home with some bacon and my wallet!
So, onto the thing I need help with. I've got this pack of bacon, it's cost me a lot of headache and running around. How should I cook it? Stove-top in cast iron skillet, or oven on baking sheet? I humbly await the input of the INGO community.
I find no bacon...
After some careful back-tracking I realized I left it at the Mechanic's shop when I picked up my car. I race over to the shop.
When I walk in the door only the guy's partner is there.
Says my bacon is in the back seat of another customer's car. Says if I joined him we could search the backseat together for the lost sausage. (wtf I'm here for my bacon)
Forget this, I jump in my car and head to Walmart to get another package of bacon.
When I walk in the door I see the Mechanic causing a scene:
Says his Sgt Major sent him to commandeer some employee about an unpaid vehicle repair. Claims they used Drones to pinpoint his location.
As he's being arrested he recognizes me and starts shouting "better call Saul".
I'm just happy I made it home with some bacon and my wallet!
So, onto the thing I need help with. I've got this pack of bacon, it's cost me a lot of headache and running around. How should I cook it? Stove-top in cast iron skillet, or oven on baking sheet? I humbly await the input of the INGO community.
