CathyInBlue
Grandmaster
Just keep `em clean, `kay?
First joke:
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer (all guys) are given a problem to solve.
"If you can cross this room to that lovely lady on the other side, you get to kiss her, but you can only cross the room by halving the distance between you and her at each step."
The mathematician crunches the numbers, realizes it's impossible, and gives up.
The physicist performs a couple of steps, analyzes the experimental data, realizes it's impossible, and gives up.
The engineer crunches the numbers, realizes eventually he'll get "close enough for all practical purposes," and gets the kiss.
First joke:
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer (all guys) are given a problem to solve.
"If you can cross this room to that lovely lady on the other side, you get to kiss her, but you can only cross the room by halving the distance between you and her at each step."
The mathematician crunches the numbers, realizes it's impossible, and gives up.
The physicist performs a couple of steps, analyzes the experimental data, realizes it's impossible, and gives up.
The engineer crunches the numbers, realizes eventually he'll get "close enough for all practical purposes," and gets the kiss.