Yo Mamma......

[redneckmedic]

...Is so fat...
...when she sits around the house.... she sits around the house

...Is so stupid...
... the thought a quarterback was a refund.
... she sold her car for gasoline.

...Is so ugly...
... daddy tied a bone to her neck so the dog would play with her.

 

[rambone]

 

[HandK]

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have mail".

 

[redneckmedic]

 

[Kick]

Yo mama's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"

 

[rjstew317]

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

 

[iamaclone45]

Yo mama so old...... When she farted dust came out!

Yo mama so stupid...... she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo mamma so fat.... when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!

 

[rjstew317]

Yo mama's so fat.............she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

 

[HandK]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUO_zeFaBU&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Funny Yo Mama Jokes[/ame]

 

[goinggreyfast]

Yo Mamma's butt is so big... I told her to haul @$$ the other day and it took 3 trips.

 

[b0Rn~c0nfus3d]

Lmao some good ole momma joke's

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so stupid she carried a vcr for a beeper.

Yo momma so fat she wears pillow case's for sock's.

Yo momma so old she's in the year book next to Mose's.

Yo momma so stupid she walked across the street and got hit by a rock and said where is the semi...

O i could go on all day but dont want any butthurt's

 

[Armed Citizen]

Your momma is so dumb...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Your momma is so old.... she saw "Passions of the Christ" Live !!!

 

[Armed Citizen]

Here's another.

Your momma is so poor.... she tried to put White Castles in lay-a-way!!!!

 

[Armed Citizen]

Here's one I just thought up:

Your momma is so stupid... she said she's glad she's a Libra, cause people talk bad about LEO's on INGO!!!

I had to try it... It just came to me.....

 

[JohnP82]

Yo mamma so fat she uses hoolahoops to keep her socks up
Yo mamma so fat she on both sides of the family

 

[Benny]

Last time I heard a yo momma joke I fell off my dinosaur.

 

[Cain71]

Yo momma so fat,she got a zip code tatto on her butt. each cheeck.

 

[Kick]

Last time I heard a yo momma joke I fell off my dinosaur.

That's gotta be the funniest damn thing in this whole thread!

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

Yo Momma's so ugly they press her face into cookie dough to make gorilla cookies!

 

[stephen87]

Yo' mama's so hairy, her primary language is Wookie. *insert Chewbacca noise*

Yo' mama's so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

Yo' mama's so fat, her belt size is DAAAAAAAMN!