White Trash Biker

[USMC_0311]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a ​

White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. ​

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They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ​

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', ​

says the Genie. ​

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The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' ​

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POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. ​

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Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians ​

can come into our precious land.' ​

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POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. ​

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The Biker says, 'I am very curious. ​

Please tell me more about this wall.' ​

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The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;​

it's virtually impenetrable.' ​

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The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, ​

smiles and says,​

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'Fill it with water.' ​

 

[RogerB]

'Fill it with water.' ​

POOF!!! Reps to you and that Genie lol

 

[Dogman]

If he was a real biker he would have said fill it with beer.

 

[VUPDblue]

"...I'll have a Coke then..."

 

[jeremy]

If he was a real biker he would have said fill it with beer.

Why waste the Beer! Drink the beer and fill the wall with P*$$!!

 

[AllenM]

"...I'll have a Coke then..."

I know that line

 

[VUPDblue]

I was hoping someone would.

 

[AllenM]

I may have to rewatch that movie tonight.

 

[VUPDblue]

I may have to join you.

 

[HICKMAN]

"...I'll have a Coke then..."

I just fired it up to watch on Netflix instant watch

 

[Benny]

I just fired it up to watch on Netflix instant watch

You mean you don't own it?

 

[HICKMAN]

You mean you don't own it?

Nope, that's why I have netflix

They just the cat.....

 

[PapaScout]

I get the reference but I've never seen the movie. Perhaps I'll watch it this weekend.

 

[MACHINEGUN]

I'd have said fill it with hog ****.

 

[USMC_0311]

I get the reference but I've never seen the movie. Perhaps I'll watch it this weekend.

I don't get it. Please tell me what movie.

 

[MACHINEGUN]

Yeah no doubt.. what movie are you all referring too?

 

[HICKMAN]

veritas-aequitas

Boondock Saints is the movie

 

[MACHINEGUN]

Ahh.. I've seen that many times.. have it on VHS. Good freaking flick for sure.

 

[squarepeg]

They just the cat.....

By chance are you talking about Boondock Saints? Its the only movie I can think of that a cat gets shot, quite spectacularly shot actually.

edit:Guess I was a little slow

 

[Scout]

If you don't know that joke, it goes something like this.

A black man, a Mexican, and a racist were walking down a road when they find a lamp, upon rubbing it, a genie pops out and says "Since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."
The black man says "I wish all my african brothers and sisters were back in Africa, the motherland." Poof! he disappears.
The Mexican says "I wish Mexico was prosperous, like the US, and all my fellow Mexicans were back home in Mexico." Poof! He dissapears.
The white guy says "So, you mean all the blacks and mexi's are out of the country?" Genie says yes. "Well, I guess I'll have a Coke, then."