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- Oct 3, 2012
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So its about time for the annual trek to Florida, and of course with the dangerous world we live in I need something to carry on the beach. Last year I went with a Sig P220ST in a shoulder holster since I couldn't get the paddle holster to stay put in my Speedo, but the tan lines were weird so this year I want to stick to something that can stay on my waist. I'm also concerned that the .45 simply isn't enough gun for a beach vacation.
I'm thinking it has to be stainless so the salt water doesn't eat it since it won't be above the water line any longer. It must be a good caliber for sharks, giant squid, and any other aquatic menaces. I've also been warned of the under toad. I'm not sure what an under toad is, but the locals say if you aren't careful the under toad will pull you out to sea too far for you to swim back and you'll drown. I'm pretty big, so I figure any type of toad that can pull me out to sea is going to need a serious caliber.
Do under toads travel in packs? Will capacity be a concern? Where are their vitals? I'm thinking maybe a pair of Ruger Alaskans in .454 Casull, one on side in a Remora holster. I may need to add an aftermarket drawstring to my Speedo, but it'll be worth it.
What do you guys think? Anyone ever had to defend themselves against the under toad? Open to any suggestions.
I'm thinking it has to be stainless so the salt water doesn't eat it since it won't be above the water line any longer. It must be a good caliber for sharks, giant squid, and any other aquatic menaces. I've also been warned of the under toad. I'm not sure what an under toad is, but the locals say if you aren't careful the under toad will pull you out to sea too far for you to swim back and you'll drown. I'm pretty big, so I figure any type of toad that can pull me out to sea is going to need a serious caliber.
Do under toads travel in packs? Will capacity be a concern? Where are their vitals? I'm thinking maybe a pair of Ruger Alaskans in .454 Casull, one on side in a Remora holster. I may need to add an aftermarket drawstring to my Speedo, but it'll be worth it.
What do you guys think? Anyone ever had to defend themselves against the under toad? Open to any suggestions.