Virtual training for future servants of the New World Order

[rambone]

Homeland Defense: National Security Patrol - ValuSoft

From the game's website:

Plan, construct, staff and maintain border command centers, conduct city patrols and engage in anti- smuggling investigations. Do you have the intelligence and courage to handle the responsibility?

• Maintain traffic checkpoints, train tracker dogs and investigate smuggling operations. But are you able to do it all within budget?
• Use NEW technology to secure America – listening devices, satellite surveillance, remote cameras, helicopter patrols and more!
• Review your daily briefing to determine which threats pose the most danger.
• Interrogate detainees to gain information about future plans of smugglers or terrorists seeking to harm America.
• Set an alert level based on the Homeland Security alert levels. Increase the amount and level of agents patrolling the border at higher risk periods.
• Reassign agents to new locations and patrol routes and monitor them using the electronic satellite map.
• Outfit, arm and train your guards with top-of-the-line life-saving security.

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Roadblocks in the streets, spying on fellow citizens, Big Brother surveillance, martial law... Everything a boot-licking American could ask for!

If you confiscate enough private property you can unlock "PATRIOT ACT MODE", where you can see through walls and perform sneak & peek searches of residential homes.

Burn enough constitutions and you can access secret levels where you are tasked with relocating people into Internment Camps!! SUPER FUN!!

But watch out for your nemesis, Congressman Ron Paul. His America-hating policies stand in the way of your mission!

When America becomes a prison camp, YOU WIN!!

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[Gabriel]

The graphics leave a lot to be desired.

 

[ray d]

I am from the Fema camp I am here to help you.

 

[Double T]

We know you were really googling belle's beauty boutique...

 

[Carmelbythecorn]

How jack-booted thugs are created....and it's FUN!

 

[redneckmedic]

I don't think this would be as fun as its beta version... Grand theft auto, just say'n.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Is there a video game to train kids to enforce municipal codes, like ordinances against throwing trash in your yard or into the street?

You start out with a cell phone and a check list and then can upgrade to a tank overruning your neighbors as they lie in hammocks instead of cutting their yards.

 

[Blackhawk2001]

Damn Rambone! You had me worried for a minute. I thought maybe that was a FEMA computer-based exercise instead of a commercial videogame. I suppose WorldofWarcraft isn't enough for some folks . . .