Top 10 Mall Ninja Firearms

[paddling_man]

It may have been posted before but I couldn't find it in a search.

NSFW or those with tender sensibilities to profanity. Pretty darned funny... accurate on many levels, though I still want a PP-2000. (That's-funny-to-me-only when I say, in my best Beavis voice: "I want a PP!!")

Top 10 Mall Ninja Guns | Cracked.com

 

[308jake]

What happened to swords?

 

[chef larry]

Good news, I don't own anything on the list.

 

[theweakerbrother]

What about tactical wheel barrows?

 

[geronimojoe85]

What about the glock 7?

 

[whiskeytangofoxtrot]

Hilarious.

 

[tradertator]

great article paddling man!

 

[lumpy39us]

Mall Ninja's lead the way, lol!
Hope nobody minds I'm gonna share this precious gem on another site.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Well, now I guess I can pass out my Christmas list.....

 

[Kirk Freeman]

The Crossfire didn't make the list?

 

[aetucker1]

this is absolutely hilarious.

 

[BtownBlaster]

Is it a bad sign that I want pretty well all of those?

 

[alexanjl12]

Is it a bad sign that I want pretty well all of those?

I really hope not...because there was about 4 on there that I would love to have.

I don't care that the AA-12 only has a 20 round drum...I still want it!

 

[gohard43]

"Almost as bad as a chick with a dick"

Hahahaha the guy who wrote this whole article is absolutely hilarious

 

[teddy12b]

I used to have one of the guns on the list, and now for some reasona unknown even to myself I keep wanting to buy a 37mm "flare" launcher.

 

[greyhound47]

I'm going to sulk now because I LOVE my Mossberg Cruiser!

 

[shooter521]

I'm honestly surprised the Masterkey and Serbu Super Shorty didn't make the list. Nor did dual-wielded anything.

Dual-wielded Super Shortys are, however, Teh Awesome.

 

[Aszerigan]

WTF? A 600 Nitro Revolver? Whoever invented that is dumb.