Umm nope.... then for 1 you were a dirtbag..... 2 you fell for some junk.... ha ha ha ..... Yeah the army send MP's off post to round up Soldiers.. I know I did it in korea... but the sad fact is that they have no authority.... Outside was more than likely a civilian LEO to assist. they had no authority over you until you enter the post....
I was playing pool at the local dive. My retired JAG opponent was sure to tell me essentially, "Good freakin luck." I thought it was ridiculous too, especially when it was all for questioning in relation to some barracks theft, and I was a married soldier living off post.
I am loving the assumptions though; I hold my head high with a decorated service record, an honorable discharge, and a current contract to return to active service in precisely one more month. You can bash all you want...