TomN's match.com profile

[Pami]

TomN's match.com profile

Because I'm feeling the love tonight.

 

[TomN]

Why such hate? Why???

 

[Lars]

Tom, You sly dog!

 

[Pami]

Why such hate? Why???

Because Fenway made me do it! I swear he did!

ohh **** Post it in the Break Room Pami

 

[TomN]

Damn that Fenway! DAMN HIM!!

 

[Fenway]

The link takes me to google :wtf:

 

[Pami]

The link takes me to google :wtf:

It has since the day I posted it... you didn't think I would *really* betray his trust like that did you??? I do have *some* sense of decency to my fellow forum-readers. Besides, he has a gun!

 

[Fenway]

If you and Lars ever want to see that pressure washer again you better post it

It has since the day I posted it... you didn't think I would *really* betray his trust like that did you??? I do have *some* sense of decency to my fellow forum-readers. Besides, he has a gun!

 

[Scutter01]

The link takes me to google :wtf:

I'd say his match would be anything that comes up in a Google search.

Fun Google game #32: Go to Google Image Search. Enter three random words. The goal is to find a combination of three words that produces zero hits.

Caution: Some combinations produce pictures containing excessive pink. Do not try this at work. Unless you're the firewall admin, in which case knock yourself out.

 

[Pami]

If you and Lars ever want to see that pressure washer again you better post it

meh... keep it. I'll just make lars buy a new one.. or take you out to dinner to appease you. or something. whatever.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Tom, the key is to know where to look=>IDOC: 16) Rockville Correctional Facility (Women)

remember, the best way to get a girlfriend is to:

1. quit your job and drop out of the 10th grade.
2. move into a trailer or live with your parents until you are 40.
3. get multiple tattoos and walk around without your shirt.
4. stop bathing and shaving and brushing and flossing.
5. stay continually intoxicated.
6. amass several felony convictions.

This six easy steps will assure you a date in Indiana based on what I see in courtrooms across the state. Women simply love the bad boys and the men with no possible gainful future.

I am sooo hosed.

 

[Pami]

Tom, the key is to know where to look=>IDOC: 16) Rockville Correctional Facility (Women)

remember, the best way to get a girlfriend is to:

1. quit your job and drop out of the 10th grade.
2. move into a trailer or live with your parents until you are 40.
3. get multiple tattoos and walk around without your shirt.
4. stop bathing and shaving and brushing and flossing.
5. stay continually intoxicated.
6. amass several felony convictions.

This six easy steps will assure you a date in Indiana based on what I see in courtrooms across the state. Women simply love the bad boys and the men with no possible gainful future.

I am sooo hosed.

*blinks*

*looks at Lars*

I .. uh.. did something wrong. He doesn't meet any of those criteria...
And I thought I did quite well for myself.

*goes back to the drawing board*