Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[tomcat13]

This gives chickens a bad name.........

Man Nabbed For Fried Chicken Battery On Sister

APRIL 30--A 20-year-old man is behind bars, charged with launching a fried chicken fusillade at his sister during a domestic clash in the Florida residence they share, police allege. According to inv

www.thesmokinggun.com

He S/B prosecuted for Wasting Fried Chicken, too!

 

[Route 45]

 

[actaeon277]

Ask her how many left wingers?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

A lesson on “not all hills are worth dying on”.

 

[actaeon277]

A lesson on “not all hills are worth dying on”.

Facts over feelings or something like that...

I guess she disagrees with that sentiment.

 

[flatlander]

A lesson on “not all hills are worth dying on”.

Darwin at work!!
Dumbass.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Jonah and the whale, the remake.

 

[JCSR]

Horrific moment 'transgender' killer strikes man walking down road at high speed with Dodge Challenger, reverses over him, straddles and kisses him before stabbing him nine times​

Moment 'transgender' killer strikes man with Dodge Challenger

Law enforcement sources close to the case said the footage was some of the most horrifying they've seen in their careers, and culminated with the 64-year-old victim's death.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[d.kaufman]

Horrific moment 'transgender' killer strikes man walking down road at high speed with Dodge Challenger, reverses over him, straddles and kisses him before stabbing him nine times​

Moment 'transgender' killer strikes man with Dodge Challenger

Law enforcement sources close to the case said the footage was some of the most horrifying they've seen in their careers, and culminated with the 64-year-old victim's death.

www.dailymail.co.uk

No need for a trial. Straight to hell with this one.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

No need for a trial. Straight to hell with this one.

It's Texas. Was nobody armed that could've put that POS down?