Today's Chuckle...

[Crystalship1]

Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their @sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

 

[KDUBCR250]

 

[SavageEagle]

Love it!

 

[nobletucky]

Hilarious
I will have to pass this one along.

 

[Benny]

LOL! Nice!!!

I gotta steal that one...I'd venture to guess it would be even more than 56 million happy people.

 

[RogerB]

WOOT YEAH BABY :fawk:

 

[RogerB]

wow..sorry...didn't mean to kill the thread.

 

[flagtag]

EXCELLENT! Yep! I'm "borrowing" it also.

 

[Dogman]

 

[Caleb]

true, true

 

[right winger]

Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their @sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."