Things You Don't say to Your Wife

[Bondhead88]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c&NR=1]YouTube - Tim Hawkins Things you don't say to your wife[/ame]

 

[Bondhead88]

Cletus Take The Reel

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfs3BJZxKkc&feature=related]YouTube - Tim Hawkins - Cletus Take the Reel[/ame]

 

[JohnP82]

Awesome!

 

[khickey3492]

Got to see him last Saturday in Kokomo, he is hilarious!

 

[femurphy77]

How about; Damn look at the rack on that chick!!!

 

[pudly]

Honey, get me a beer while I snap a photo of your butt for INGO...

 

[Indyhd]

Honey, get me a beer while I snap a photo of your butt for INGO...

That right there is funny no matter who you are.

Right Gungho?

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Also on the list:

Wife - "I hope I look as good as Jennifer Anniston when I'm 40!"

Husband - "I wished you looked that good now!"

 

[emst52]

i have to say that was pretty funny made my wife laugh and thats hard to do

 

[CountryBoy19]

Priceless, where was U Tube when I was a kid.

Al Gore was still working on that one.

 

[wolfman]

What sux is my wife was laughing too, till it got to the part about scheduling a hunting trip on her birthday . Considering her's is on Nov 15, opening day of deer season is "always" an issue, and I imediately got "THAT" look

 

[glock2010]

 

[Joe Williams]

WTF??!!! Cathy hit ME. I'm not the one singing the song LOL.

 

[Naptown]

Wife - "Do these pants make me look fat?"

You - "It's not the pants that make you look fat."

 

[kboom524]

Great song!! Here's something else you don't say to your wife.

Wife asks husband,
"How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies,
"Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was Wide awake..!

 

[appleseeder]

How about honey I am buying another gun.

 

[actaeon277]

Before everyone jumps in about a Zombie Thread, I enjoyed it. I never saw this thread, so I'm glad it got bumped up.

[video=youtube;iK2OakMoW_c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c&NR=1]YouTube - Tim Hawkins Things you don't say to your wife[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

This guy has another good one.
[video=youtube;ok3YcCVVfBU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok3YcCVVfBU[/video]

 

[88GT]

Tim Hawkins is hilarious. I always enjoy watching his act, even when it's one I've already seen several times.

 

[Dolton916]

My wife asked me why she always gets the shotgun when we're shooting at the farm...
I said, without thinking, "I love the way it makes your (@@)'s bounce...
Thankfully she had just fired the last round and I had time to run!