Things I Hate

[robbran144]

i hate bee's and clowns....

 

[jennybird]

• Men who argue that getting hit in the
  
  
  hurts more than labor.
• Waiter/waitress neglects to bring a spoon with my coffee because I love it when the cream and sugar settle to the bottom of the cup. Thanks!
• Shredded lettuce on warm sandwich/burger = soggy slimy mess.
• The race card.

 

[redneckmedic]

• Men who argue that getting hit in the
  
  
  hurts more than labor.
• Waiter/waitress neglects to bring a spoon with my coffee because I love it when the cream and sugar settle to the bottom of the cup. Thanks!
• Shredded lettuce on warm sandwich/burger = soggy slimy mess.
• The race card.

Men don't get Epidurals for , that's why they call us MEN! And it does...

 

[rmcrob]

• Men who argue that getting hit in the
  
  
  hurts more than labor.

Woah, woah woah!

I'd take the intensity of the pain of labor over the intensity of being racked. Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, but neither do you. I'm telling you, though, that it hurts me just to read that, and I bet you don't relive labor every time you see your kids.

Of course, I will admit that getting smacked in the nads doesn't hurt as long as does labor.

Of course, neither one of those compares to the pain of going to a movie and putting your arm around a girl...and leaving it there for two-and-a-half hours.

 

[Fletch]

<---- must be a douche.

I love loud systems, too loud, too old.
POS car.
Know everything.

Yup, I'm a douche!

Yeah, but do you have a hot chick?

 

[jennybird]

Men don't get Epidurals for , that's why they call us MEN! And it does...

If men bore children instead of women, no family would ever have more than one child.

 

[Denny347]

I hate people...is that wrong?

 

[jennybird]

I hate people...is that wrong?

Don't care. I hate em too.

 

[Dryden]

Bill Cosby had a great skit on child birth. His wife told him to imagine this:

"Put a basketball in your mouth, now take your lower lip and stretch it over your forehead"

That image will always stick with me.

 

[jennybird]

Bill Cosby had a great skit on child birth. His wife told him to imagine this:

"Put a basketball in your mouth, now take your lower lip and stretch it over your forehead"

That image will always sick with me.

Imagine you go to the bathroom to pee... and a couch comes out.

 

[RachelMarie]

That's a freaking riot. Men have NO CLUE what child birth is like. I'd much rather have my balls squished...the only thing that makes me feel differently is that you don't get a precious little baby afterwards.

 

[Joe Williams]

That's a freaking riot. Men have NO CLUE what child birth is like. I'd much rather have my balls squished...the only thing that makes me feel differently is that you don't get a precious little baby afterwards.

That's a riot. How would YOU know you'd rather have your balls squished? You have NO CLUE what that is like.

 

[rmcrob]

That's a freaking riot. Men have NO CLUE what child birth is like. I'd much rather have my balls squished...the only thing that makes me feel differently is that you don't get a precious little baby afterwards.

The only reason you'd rather have your balls squished is because you've never had your balls squished. Believe me, the pain is the most intense a man can experience, plus it comes back every time anyone even mentions the subject.

 

[spartan933]

Unmated socks
People with AMPS in their cars with the bass cranked all the way up (I thought that went out of style 5 years ago)
Diarrhea that burns
People that want to fight at bars
Lack of ammunition
Text messaging
Sacha Baren Cohan
Straw purchasers
Chicago Cubs
Having to buy a ring to get engaged
Women that don't do oral because they think it's demeaning
Going to the bathroom while doing #2 and realizing that there is no toilet paper in the middle of the session
The Humidity
Weed
Eminem
My best friend's femi-nazi girlfriend
Women that berate their men in public
Women that start **** in bars
Not being able to knock out women that talk **** in bars (Seriously, one punch, that's all. If they think they can talk like a man and verbally assault someone in public and not have consequences, they deserve it)
The destruction of the City of Gary

And, this goes back to an earlier post by someone else. I hate it when people that immigrate to this country think that the country they immigrated from is the greatest place on earth. Now, I don't have a problem with people that celebrate their heritage. Irish people getting drunk on St. Pats. Italians getting drunk on Columbus Day. Mexicans doing their thing on Mexican Independence Day. That's fine. It's one day a year. But, I have had experiences with people from Eastern Europe, and I swear to God, they think they are the greatest people in the world because that is where they come from. Who gives a ****?!?

 

[Dryden]

This thread need to move onto fluffy bunnies nad cuddly kittens. My groin is aching. Someone post a picture of a puppy, PLEASE.

 

[mikea46996]

That's a freaking riot. Men have NO CLUE what child birth is like. I'd much rather have my balls squished...the only thing that makes me feel differently is that you don't get a precious little baby afterwards.

Rachel if you have balls I have a business venture for you. I will provide all video and web parts of the deal. LMAO

There is a large specialty market out there we could take advantage of.

 

[jennybird]

I don't doubt for one second that it is an excruciating experience for men. I'm sure it feels as if your insides are being ripped out. I challenge you however, to add to that sensation of crushing balls, the following...

imagine if you will...

• 6" serrated buck knives stuck in both sides of your abdomen, as well as in your lower back, twisting mercilessly
• a 10 pound bowling ball coming slowly out of your bum hole
• nurses constantly sticking their arms up to their elbows inside your bum to feel how close the bowling ball is getting
• no less than half a dozen people stand around watching the entire progression, no privacy or dignity allowed, probably videotaping the entire thing... for 24 hours straight!
• all the while the man who did this to you standing there saying "are you ok?" and reminding you that "at least you didn't get kicked in the nads."

Yeah. Tell me all about agony guys.

Rachel, here's to you honey!

on with the puppy pix...

 

[Caleb]

Liberals that are destroying our country....


Scott

What he said

 

[RachelMarie]

I don't doubt for one second that it is an excruciating experience for men. I'm sure it feels as if your insides are being ripped out. I challenge you however, to add to that sensation of crushing balls, the following...


imagine if you will...

• 6" serrated buck knives stuck in both sides of your abdomen, as well as in your lower back, twisting mercilessly
• a 10 pound bowling ball coming slowly out of your bum hole
• nurses constantly sticking their arms up to their elbows inside your bum to feel how close the bowling ball is getting
• no less than half a dozen people stand around watching the entire progression, no privacy or dignity allowed, probably videotaping the entire thing... for 24 hours straight!
• all the while the man who did this to you standing there saying "are you ok?" and reminding you that "at least you didn't get kicked in the nads."

Yeah. Tell me all about agony guys.

Rachel, here's to you honey!

on with the puppy pix...

LMAO....I could add more to this list but not sure if the *men* can handle it!
If any man out there wants to know ALL the details of pain...I'll tell ya!




Oops, I meant to say PUPPIES and big fluffy clouds. Look over there at all the pretty flowers!

 

[RachelMarie]

P.S. I like hearing all the men here use the term "Having your balls squished!". It's cracking me up!