I hate the idiots that drive up the Interstate in the hammer lane and only want to run the speed limit(e.g. drivers from Michigan!)
Women who fart while you are "kissing" the happy place
It's just like smoking cigarettes, The closer you get to the butt the stonger the flavor!!!
Nice, Annie. New genre.
I could care less, when you mean I couldn't care less.
Taken for granite, when you mean taken for granted.
Flush out the details, when you mean flesh out.
How about the the people who say PIN number, ATM machine, ekcetera.
People letting things "Fall between the cracks!"
Stupid people.
You know, most of the public.
Also: Douche bags.
Wheelie on your crotch rocket in traffic? Douche
120 with a girl on the back? Douche
Metrosexual? Douche
Try to race me at every light? Douche
Try to show off to every woman around? Douche
Wear so much cologne I can smell you in the parking lot? Douche
Loud system and POS car? Douche
Hell, Loud system? Douche
Know everything? Douche
Contantly get in pissing matches? Douche
I can't stand it when people won't just pass you on the highway. Instead they sit in your blind spot for 30 miles.