The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[XDs4me]

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10
You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 ..

#9 . You can keep one
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gun at home and have another for when you're on the road
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#8
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. If you
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admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
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let you try it out a few times ..
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#7 . Your primary gun
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doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup
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#6 . Your gun will
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stay with you even if you run out of ammo
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#5 . A gun doesn't
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take up a lot of closet space .
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#4 . Guns function
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normally every day of the month ..
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#3 . A gun doesn't
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ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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#2 . A gun doesn't
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mind if you go to sleep after you use it .
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And the number
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one reason a gun is favored over a woman . . .
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#1 . YOU CAN BUY A
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SILENCER FOR A
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GUN​

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[bigray46725]

ha hhahhahahah that is so true and funny #1 is the best reason though serious good one dude

 

[Scutter01]

Trump card: Guns don't have boobs.

 

[Paco Bedejo]

Trump card: Guns don't have boobs.

I'm sure there's a Glock accessory for that...

 

[XMil]

But I've seen a lot of boobs with guns. Go figure.

 

[JetGirl]

Must we do this again?

*sigh*

Flip side:

Why women prefer guns over men:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a TWO new 22s.

#9.. Guns don’t care if you put in earplugs because you don’t want to hear them.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell her so, she will not only let you try it out a few times, she will help you find one just like hers to keep for yourself.

#7. Guns don’t snore.

#6. If your gun stops working, you can get a loner.

#5. A gun doesn't nag at you if you take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns are easier to fix.

#3. A gun doesn't care if you gain a few pounds.

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you take it to EVERY SINGLE STORE in the mall. Twice.

#1. You don’t mind one being in your pants 24/7, even when you're bloated.

 

[Fergy35]

But I've seen a lot of boobs with guns. Go figure.

That there is so true ad funny.

Annie, very nice response. I'll have to show that one to my wife.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Youse guys are KILLIN' me!
Annie for president!
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[Indecision]

Trump card: Guns don't have boobs.

+1, but reason #1 is a close second

 

[Jack Ryan]

Trump card: Guns don't have boobs.

But a lot of boobs have guns.

 

[Rollo]

Forwarding this to my wife. Also moving my blanket and pillow to the couch ahead of time...

 

[Joe Williams]

Trump card: Guns don't have boobs.

Don't need women for that once you hit a certain age and weight. Wanna pic for proof? If so, would you prefer hairy, or should I shave 'em?

 

[Comp]

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you take it to EVERY SINGLE STORE in the mall. Twice.

OMG i have so been there

 

[Seancass]

Trump card: Guns don't have boobs.

Double Trump(un-trump?): I have a gun.

 

[JetGirl]

Don't need women for that once you hit a certain age and weight. Wanna pic for proof? If so, would you prefer hairy, or should I shave 'em?

He said "boobs", not "moobs".

 

[public servant]

 

[Beau]

 

[ihateiraq]

Don't need women for that once you hit a certain age and weight. Wanna pic for proof? If so, would you prefer hairy, or should I shave 'em?

i just vomited.