Did you see his avatar?
He thinks he's a dinosaur.
Just like when you thought you were a Vilociraptor.
So I assume he's quite drunk.
One of my employees had a woman call up last night and order pizza. This woman kept quoting bible verses over the phone. Poor girl was freaked out. She tried to get off the phone and the woman kept asking if she had time for just one more verse.
A few months ago an older guy came in and asked me if he could read my palm. He proceeded to tell me how many people I had slept with.
I get some weird ones
My wife calls me a ***hole magnet!! If there's a ***hole within 10 miles, he'll find me!One of my employees had a woman call up last night and order pizza. This woman kept quoting bible verses over the phone. Poor girl was freaked out. She tried to get off the phone and the woman kept asking if she had time for just one more verse.
A few months ago an older guy came in and asked me if he could read my palm. He proceeded to tell me how many people I had slept with.
I get some weird ones
WOW.
The palm thing is way creepier than the verses on the phone.
Did he say "You could add one person to the list if you play your cards right" with a creepy smile after that?
WOW.
The palm thing is way creepier than the verses on the phone.
Did he say "You could add one person to the list if you play your cards right" with a creepy smile after that?
Best pick up line ever!!!
Sorry to disappoint.
1. I'm at work.
2. I don't drink. Not a drop in 19 months.
I am however, very ferocious.
One of my employees had a woman call up last night and order pizza. This woman kept quoting bible verses over the phone. Poor girl was freaked out. She tried to get off the phone and the woman kept asking if she had time for just one more verse.
A few months ago an older guy came in and asked me if he could read my palm. He proceeded to tell me how many people I had slept with.
I get some weird ones
I use it all the time.Works even better with the foreign accent.
With just a hint of chocolate and toast on your breathe!I use it all the time.Works even better with the foreign accent.
I heard a guy ask a woman if she sat in sugar! He said cause you sure have a sweet ***! I'll be damn if it didn't work! She left with him!!
So we'll have to ask him?I had a guy once ask me if I was any good with my tongue ring. He should be home in a few hours
With just a hint of chocolate and toast on your breathe!
Now I'm drinking because Sylvain's accusations of drunkenness pushed me over the edge!
Your always one step ahead Frenchman !PM sent to him.
