The Official Status Update Thread: Part 92 - Neverending Winter

[Caleb]

 

[chezuki]

Evenin' SD & Chez

 

[RedneckReject]

Ohhhhhhh , deep down I think you really do!!

Nope. I have a sister that spent many years being an "escort". I've heard enough creepy stories about the intimate lives of people to last me a lifetime

 

[Sylvain]

Wife will freak out when I come to bed with a Hershey bar and a electric toaster tomorrow night!!

No ****.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Wife will freak out when I come to bed with a Hershey bar and a electric toaster tomorrow night!!

 

[Sylvain]

I think Chez is drunk.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

How's the fish tank coming along Caleb? Any pics?

 

[chezuki]

I think Chez is drunk.

Why would you think that?

 

[RedneckReject]

Why would you think that?

I was wondering the same thing

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Nope. I have a sister that spent many years being an "escort". I've heard enough creepy stories about the intimate lives of people to last me a lifetime

So my Hershey bar and electric toaster thing I'm doing tomorrow will pale compared to stories you've already heard? Ok I just have to up my game then!! A Hershey bar, toaster, two girls, one cup!!! Yeah now everyone is interested!

 

[Caleb]

How's the fish tank coming along Caleb? Any pics?

Gotta wait for more income...Can't wait though...

 

[RedneckReject]

So my Hershey bar and electric toaster thing I'm doing tomorrow will pale compared to stories you've already heard? Ok I just have to up my game then!! A Hershey bar, toaster, two girls, one cup!!! Yeah now everyone is interested!

I've still heard weirder

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I've still heard weirder

Your my hero!!

 

[Sylvain]

Why would you think that?

I was wondering the same thing

Did you see his avatar?
He thinks he's a dinosaur.
Just like when you thought you were a Vilociraptor.
So I assume he's quite drunk.

 

[RedneckReject]

Your my hero!!

Oddly enough I've had people say that to me before. Undeserving, but it's still been said

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Gotta wait for more income...Can't wait though...

Can't wait to see it myself!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Oddly enough I've had people say that to me before. Undeserving, but it's still been said

Last week I had a woman call me the son of the devil!! Never met her before. She was standing in line at the grocery store, I turned and smiled at her, and she tells me this! Oddly enough, this isn't the first time!!

 

[chezuki]

Did you see his avatar?
He thinks he's a dinosaur.
Just like when you thought you were a Vilociraptor.
So I assume he's quite drunk.

Sorry to disappoint.

1. I'm at work.
2. I don't drink. Not a drop in 19 months.

I am however, very ferocious.

 

[RedneckReject]

Last week I had a woman call me the son of the devil!! Never met her before. She was standing in line at the grocery store, I turned and smiled at her, and she tells me this! Oddly enough, this isn't the first time!!

One of my employees had a woman call up last night and order pizza. This woman kept quoting bible verses over the phone. Poor girl was freaked out. She tried to get off the phone and the woman kept asking if she had time for just one more verse.

A few months ago an older guy came in and asked me if he could read my palm. He proceeded to tell me how many people I had slept with.

I get some weird ones

 

[Sylvain]

Sorry to disappoint.

1. I'm at work.
2. I don't drink. Not a drop in 19 months.

I am however, very ferocious.

I'm not actually saying you're drunk.