RedneckReject
Shooter
Wanna give a cat a coronary? Attach a mildly interesting object to a blade of your ceiling fan by a length of string that's just out of its reach and turn it on the lowest speed. I've done it and I can tell you its HOURS of fun.
I would love to! Unfortunately I don't have a ceiling fan. I had the remnants of one in my living room (just the housing) when we moved in here so I bought one. Took the housing down and all the wires are shoved up in the ceiling. And I'm not motivated enough to climb around in the "God only knows what's up there" attic