The Official Status Update Thread - Part 8

[Yukon227]

Wherever I go, there NFA day is!

PM incoming

 

[theweakerbrother]

1200 dollars a week for voice lessons and this is what I get!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Are bonita fish big?

 

[theweakerbrother]

I am the VP of the biggest executive helicopter leasing company on the western seaboard. I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.

 

[theweakerbrother]

On the count of three, without even thinking about it, name your favorite dinosaur!

 

[Yukon227]

your voice is like fergie mixed with jesus

 

[Yukon227]

I was faking, I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down

 

[theweakerbrother]

Nancy and I are retiring and sailing around on my boat. We are living the dream.

 

[Yukon227]

Chewbacca Masks!!!

 

[Yukon227]

boats and hoes

 

[theweakerbrother]

Bed time. I'm going to Louisville tomorrow.

 

[Yukon227]

Bacon and Ferrari to you my friend.

 

[HandK]

Potato chips and VW's!

 

[jd4320t]

word

 

[magic man]

Just got pulled over on the way home from work. He didn't want my license or any of that. I got a tongue lashing ending with a "slow the **** down".

 

[jd4320t]

speeding isn't worth it

 

[jd4320t]

if you're going to keep bashing cops in here i'm going to report you

 

[jd4320t]

 

[magic man]

I don't even know how fast I was going. I was accelerating from a turn and wasn't paying attention to my speedometer.