The Official Status Update Thread Part 6

[jclark]

Time for some zombie killin with my daughter.....have a good one!!!!!!

 

[OneBadV8]

Quit trying to steal other men's women.

Not trying... just trying to move a few guns

 

[theweakerbrother]

Every time I've gone out to eat with Chuck, he tries to pay his bill and leave a tip and the waitress ends up paying his tab and tipping him instead.

 

[Expat]

Time for some zombie killin with my daughter.....have a good one!!!!!!

night jimmy

 

[OneBadV8]

Every time I've gone out to eat with Chuck, he tries to pay his bill and leave a tip and the waitress ends up paying his tab and tipping him instead.

HA! Man, do I wish that was even close to true

 

[theweakerbrother]

See ya Jim!!!!!!!

 

[Expat]

Every time I've gone out to eat with Chuck, he tries to pay his bill and leave a tip and the waitress ends up paying his tab and tipping him instead.

I noticed when he pulled into the parking lot, all the women in gander mountain were lined up looking out the windows at him.

 

[UncleMike]

What's up guys.... the living room TV just died.... time to look into replacing it.

Get a Plasma unless everyone watching it is going to sit directly in front of it.

 

[OneBadV8]

I noticed when he pulled into the parking lot, all the women in gander mountain were lined up looking out the windows at him.

There aren't any windows on that side of Gander

 

[theweakerbrother]

I noticed when he pulled into the parking lot, all the women in gander mountain were lined up looking out the windows at him.

I heard there is an app for Droid and iPhone devices that is called the Easy Eyes Satellite Tracker.

It's what alerts fine young women that Chuck is in the area. The app costs 25,000 dollars and it is the top paid app on both the Droid Marketplace and the app store.

There is a free version, but if you download it you're billed 50,000 and a kung fu expert rings your door bell and punches you in the face.

 

[Kick]

Hey P-Dubs quick hit and run post for now!

 

[OneBadV8]

wow... I wish half these rumors were true

 

[magic man]

Hey P-Dubs quick hit and run post for now!

Hey Kick!

 

[theweakerbrother]

I'm break dancing.

 

[magic man]

-1 L1.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Hey P-Dubs quick hit and run post for now!

Now try it pant-less.

 

[OneBadV8]

 

[theweakerbrother]

I'm so hungry.

 

[magic man]

 

[OneBadV8]

thought the pant-less comment killed the thread