The Official Status Update Thread Part 6

[Expat]

Without question. Here's an example of what used to come in cracker jacks back in the day.

Can you imagine some brain dead liberal mother seeing her kid pull that out of the box.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I foresee a fine dinner of Chinese food and raw cookie dough for dinner.

 

[Expat]

Meteorology is the only private sector position where one can spend their entire professional career being wrong and still retire successfully.

I hate the weatherman.

They don't even have to be as successful as baseball hitters.

 

[NYFelon]

They don't even have to be as successful as baseball hitters.

Hey, they spend all spring praticing standing there, shifting their bubble and squeak around and spitting.

 

[HotPocket]

Without question. Here's an example of what used to come in cracker jacks back in the day.

That's about right.
Aaaahhhh, the good ol' days.

 

[HotPocket]

Weather people can be purty hot though.
Maybe that's why they make all that money.

 

[tyler34]

Weather people can be purty hot though.
Maybe that's why they make all that money.

 

[jclark]

Hello.
Could you folks do me a favor? I'm asking on behalf of all the plumbers in the US........ Before you call one of us over to your home to work on your toilet.....would you kindly wipe the multiple fecal splatters off the tank and bowl?


Thanks, J.

 

[jclark]

I foresee a fine dinner of Chinese food and raw cookie dough for dinner.

I think you should have a Vodka and roofie cocktail.

 

[Expat]

Hello.
Could you folks do me a favor? I'm asking on behalf of all the plumbers in the US........ Before you call one of us over to your home to work on your toilet.....would you kindly wipe the multiple fecal splatters off the tank and bowl?


Thanks, J.

Oh quit your whining... go out and dig up one of my fingers.

 

[jclark]

I think Relic has disappeared. I left that tag to draw him out, but it's not working.

 

[jclark]

Oh quit your whining... go out and dig up one of my fingers.

You left your fingers in the dirt? You're silly.

 

[Expat]

I saw they were wondering where you had been over at INS the other day.

 

[Expat]

You left your fingers in the dirt? You're silly.

When I was a kid we did that by hand... took me (12 probably) all week...

 

[HandK]

Hello.
Could you folks do me a favor? I'm asking on behalf of all the plumbers in the US........ Before you call one of us over to your home to work on your toilet.....would you kindly wipe the multiple fecal splatters off the tank and bowl?


Thanks, J.

Thats why you get the big bucks my friend!! But that is nasty!!!

 

[Expat]

I always leave it on the toilet anyway. I will tell the wife you were yelling at her.

 

[Expat]

I do have IBS after all.

 

[HandK]

I think you should have a Vodka and roofie cocktail.

Thats what he had for breakfast!!

 

[jclark]

I saw they were wondering where you had been over at INS the other day.

Got tired of the whiny adolescent name calling. When it quits, I'll be back.

 

[jclark]

When I was a kid we did that by hand... took me (12 probably) all week...

We still hand dig quite a bit of water services and sewers. Some folks don't want their yard tore up by equipment. I once dug 80' of sewer by myself in one 8 hour day.