My wife took me out to 5 guys burgers & fries and then bought me a 32 in flat screen for my room!! I Love my wife!! I won the wife lotto!!
Why not?I tried to talk him into leaving his phone number with the Jenna Fischer look alike but he didn't.
I'm trying to talk Chuck into settling down.
Why not?
Womenz cut deep into gun fund.I don't know. Maybe he will chime in and tell us.
Uhhh..........My wife took me out to 5 guys burgers & fries and then bought me a 32 in flat screen for my room!! I Love my wife!! I won the wife lotto!!
Uhhh..........
Lets see........
She fills you with artery clogging food.
Then buys you a toy guaranteed to make you sedentary.
Do you happen to have a large Life Insurance policy?
And pownage!!
I'm kidding Buddy!!
You've got a keeper there.
When you get to be H&K's age, Burgers, flat screen tv's, and big trucks, ARE sex!!If it is the anniversary, tell her you want to make the sexy times.
How do I make that gasp smiley on the phone?
When you get to be H&K's age, Burgers, flat screen tv's, and big trucks, ARE sex!!
(The voice of experience here!!)
You do realize that if that moose steps backward it'll break your toe.........