The Official Status Update Thread: Part 26

[OneBadV8]

Now put a ring on her finger and she can cook for you as well, and for cheaper!

No. She's married and has kids older than me. She's not some 20's - 30's year old cleaning lady.

 

[esrice]

No. She's married and has kids older than me. She's not some 20's - 30's year old cleaning lady.

I'll be honest-- up to this point I thought you were joking about having a cleaning lady.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Now put a ring on her finger and she can cook for you as well, and for cheaper!

Huuuh, you have never been married, have you????? It's never cheaper, stick with the cleaning lady V8.

 

[OneBadV8]

I'll be honest-- up to this point I thought you were joking about having a cleaning lady.

No, I really wish. I really am forced to have one. She does a good job, I just don't like that its not really my choice.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Having a wife is expensive. Getting rid of a bad one is reallllllly expensive.

 

[OneBadV8]

Huuuh, you have never been married, have you????? It's never cheaper, stick with the cleaning lady V8.

Advice noted

 

[OneBadV8]

Having a wife is expensive. Getting rid of a bad one is reallllllly expensive.

You ever see the Newer Dukes of Hazzard with Johnny Knoxville, Sean William Scott, and Willie Nelson?


"You know why divorce costs so much?" - "Because they're worth it"

"You know what tornadoes and marriage have in common?" - I'm not sure I can share the answer to this one. But it's funny

 

[GBuck]

"You know what tornadoes and marriage have in common?" - I'm not sure I can share the answer to this one. But it's funny

They both take your house?

 

[esrice]

They both take your house?

That's the INGO version.

 

[OneBadV8]

They both take your house?

That's the INGO version.

Yup, that's the last part

 

[SEIndSAM]

Well gang, gonna go put a few rounds downrange. Catch you later.

 

[hotfarmboy1]

No. She's married and has kids older than me. She's not some 20's - 30's year old cleaning lady.

Well then you chose the wrong one.



I could definitely use a cleaning lady, but can't afford one sadly.

 

[HotPocket]

You ever see the Newer Dukes of Hazzard with Johnny Knoxville, Sean William Scott, and Willie Nelson?


"You know why divorce costs so much?" - "Because they're worth it"

"You know what tornadoes and marriage have in common?" - I'm not sure I can share the answer to this one. But it's funny

They leave you broke and homeless.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I might not carry mine, but I feel that it is unamerican not to own a 1911. If you don't own one, the terrorists win

You rang?!

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

dang it I have a headache

 

[OneBadV8]

Well then you chose the wrong one.



I could definitely use a cleaning lady, but can't afford one sadly.

I don't need one or want one. I keep a pretty clean house.

They leave you broke and homeless.

 

[OneBadV8]

Everyone enjoy their day, I'm out

 

[GBuck]

See ya OBV8

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

it's slow in here

 

[esrice]

it's slow in here

Its cuz I'm sleeping under my desk hiding from Greg.