The Official Status Update Thread: Part 149 - The Winter That Wasn't

[Sylvain]

I like that.....BanMBills2016.....I might have some bumper stickers made......

 

[SEIndSAM]

That should be on an INGO sticker the next time Fenway has some swag made up......

 

[GregD]

Howdy Act

Mom will be by soon.

 

[KJQ6945]

BOATS

SUCK!

 

[Sylvain]

That should be on an INGO sticker the next time Fenway has some swag made up......

I like it.

 

[db1959]

I like that.....BanMBills2016.....I might have some bumper stickers made......

When do you graduate???

That should be on an INGO sticker the next time Fenway has some swag made up......

 

[KJQ6945]

That should be on an INGO sticker the next time Fenway has some swag made up......

Are we collecting donations? I'm in!

 

[Sylvain]

We can have them made and make the Mexicans pay for it.

 

[db1959]

me too!

 

[KJQ6945]

We can have them made and make the Mexicans pay for it.

Well played!

 

[KJQ6945]

MPX-SD



it took me two days to get the flash suppressor off of it.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye."
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.
"About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." He sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,your son.
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love,Mom.

 

[Sylvain]

MPX-SD



it took me two days to get the flash suppressor off of it.

I need clean underwear now.

Can't you get a friendly looking pink gun for once???

 

[KJQ6945]

Act, I love that joke. Hadn't heard it in a long time.

 

[451_Detonics]

I need clean underwear now.

Can't you get a friendly looking pink gun for once???

[video=youtube;rkwUNcA09SE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkwUNcA09SE[/video]

 

[db1959]

not sure if it's for KJQ's post or act's post.

 

[KJQ6945]

I need clean underwear now.

Can't you get a friendly looking pink gun for once???

I will search for a friendlier gun. Something in a pastel, maybe a crochet mag cover. MOM!!!!

 

[Sylvain]

not sure if it's for KJQ's post or act's post.

Probably both.

 

[actaeon277]

not sure if it's for KJQ's post or act's post.

She makes me feel funny