And besides! Caffeine free Diet Coke sucks!! so does Diet Pepsi. And no I don't drink, Don't need it! never have never will, seen to many alcohol related deaths!
I like Diet Mt. Dew and Diet Sunkist...Diet Coke is . IMO.
But yeah, no one needs alcohol, but it's fun sometimes.
Knowing your profession, I don't even want to know how many alcohol related deaths you have seen, but I'll continue to enjoy a frosty libation or three(in a responsible manner) from time to time.