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[jclark]

ARGGHHHHHHH

I'm in the middle of a sneezing fit.

Have you ever sneezed and crapped your pants at the same time?

 

[lawrra]

Have you ever sneezed and crapped your pants at the same time?

I'm going to guess you have.

 

[IndyBeerman]

Have you ever sneezed and crapped your pants at the same time?

Yes, when I first started this darn ActoMet that I'm on for my Diabetes, doc told me I might have the runs every now and then using this medicine.

Third day of using it I was home and had this monster sneeze while in the bedroom and all H. E. double hockey sticks broke loose. I just waddled to the shower and stripped down in there.

Talk about a ty mess, I don't want to relive that again.

BTW thanks for bring that memory back to the forefront of my brain, I'll probably have dreams about it tonight.

 

[IndyBeerman]

Bye folks, even though I'm off on Monday's got to get up early and get the oil changed and do a few things early.

 

[jclark]

I'm going to guess you have.

Yup. a couple of years ago I had a horrible case of stomach flu.
I peed out of my butt for 10 days. It got so bad that all I could do is drink Gatorade......I was peeing blue water out my butt. Straight blue water.

 

[lawrra]

Yup. a couple of years ago I had a horrible case of stomach flu.
I peed out of my butt for 10 days. It got so bad that all I could do is drink Gatorade......I was peeing blue water out my butt. Straight blue water.

Dang...that is all. Just, dang.

 

[Benny]

Yup. a couple of years ago I had a horrible case of stomach flu.
I peed out of my butt for 10 days. It got so bad that all I could do is drink Gatorade......I was peeing blue water out my butt. Straight blue water.

Wow, thanks for that.

 

[Benny]

Just a few more points until another bronze!

 

[Benny]

Thanks for the reps guys, I'm super, super close now.

I'll repay when I recharge.

 

[UncleMike]

Thanks for the reps guys, I'm super, super close now.

I'll repay when I recharge.

I'd do it but It's too soon after the last one.
Mike

 

[HandK]

I am one point away!!!! 1 point away from the next badge!!! Woot!! thanks FPD Woot!!

 

[UncleMike]

I am one point away!!!! 1 point away from the next badge!!! Woot!! thanks FPD Woot!!

Gotcha!
Mike

 

[HandK]

Gotcha!
Mike

Thank you!! I'll hit ya back in the am when I reload!! thank you again.

 

[HandK]

Well I'm off to bed good night all, and thanks for the rep guys!! Woot!!

 

[POC]

Have great shift!

I never had a "great" shift". We had two guys dying on our floor tonight. They were both still alive when I left.

jclark has the hookup on fertilizer

+1

Scutter and I went over there for an International Karate Tournament. He and I are actually International Champions. We study Isshinryu karate.

I studied Tae Kwon Do for about a year, last year. But then other stuff got in the way....like money.

 

[jclark]

Hello.

 

[RelicHound]

Friggle Frack

 

[jclark]

Hey Relic. Workin?

 

[RelicHound]

Yep...sorta...well no not really,Im just sorta sittin here stairing at my work

 

[RelicHound]

I guess I'm gonna start stocking up on shells for this dove season..I figure if I buy one of those 100rnd bulk packs of shotguns shells every week I'll have plenty of shells come opening day