SOMEONE JUST BROKE IN MY HOUSE

[SmileDocHill]

Was he flipping around?

Making blood and brain matter angles on the floor no doubt, you'll never get that out of your flooring. Did he have any valuable guns?

 

[gunman41mag]

When he finish twiching, take his wallet, cause he's not gonna need it anymore

 

[Roadie]

I heard that ruger called 911.
He said: "I think the guy that just broke in my house is dead! What can I do?".
The operator said "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There was a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, ruger said:
"OK, now what?" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke#cite_note-2

 

[SmileDocHill]

Rodie, thats the funniest thing I've read all day!

 

[ruger1800]

oh ya.....PICS !!!!! snap a few quick ones on your phone before the cops get there!!! HAHA

Called the cops, said they were way over budget this year, and dont have enough fuel to make a run out this far. guess i will have to dig a deep hole in the morning, at least theirs an old beat up dodge pickup in the drive i can bum around in for a while.

 

[redneckmedic]

I was there, got pics

 

[ruger1800]

looks like we need to pick the 00 buck shot out and reuse it.

 

[MinuteMan47]

I know a couple guys that could help...

 

[lovemachine]

I was there, got pics

That HAD to be from a 9mm!

 

[revance]

Don't throw him in the ground yet... you have your hands on the best ballistic gelatin money can buy.

 

[ruger1800]

Making blood and brain matter angles on the floor no doubt, you'll never get that out of your flooring. Did he have any valuable guns?

the guy had a damn jennings, was hoping for a 40 cal glock. my german sheperd is woking on the brains and blood must really like it , never heard him make slurping sounds like that before.

 

[SmileDocHill]

Be sure to lock down the body, when the virus takes over and he wakes up all zombie hungry in the middle of the night you don't want to have to worry about him finding you.

 

[redneckmedic]

That HAD to be from a 9mm!

You watch too much TV, 9mm almost seal themselves up

 

[revance]

the guy had a damn jennings, was hoping for a 40 cal glock.

For that I would shoot him again.

 

[VaGriller]

Pics for proof

 

[gunman41mag]

Throw him in the SHREDDER, like in the movie FARGO

 

[singlesix]

Be sure to lock down the body, when the virus takes over and he wakes up all zombie hungry in the middle of the night you don't want to have to worry about him finding you.

OP took a head shot with 00 Buck. I don't think he has to worry.

 

[SmileDocHill]

Don't throw him in the ground yet... you have your hands on the best ballistic gelatin money can buy.

LOL, that is brilliant! Impromptu INGO shoot at your house tomorrow! It will be another HUSH shoot but the hush has nothing to do with silencers.

 

[ruger1800]

For that I would shoot him again.

I did emptied the jennings out on his dick.

 

[lovemachine]

You watch too much TV, 9mm almost seal themselves up

Hey watch it punk. I carry a Glock 19!