SOMEONE JUST BROKE IN MY HOUSE

[ruger1800]

Just shot a guy that broke in, he is laying in the kitchen in a pool of blood, should i call an ambulance, a lawyer or the police.

 

[sparky241]

police now tell them someone has been shot and you need an ambulance right away. dont make a statement till you talk to a lawyer. dont say anything at all but your name

 

[ATM]

Perhaps a good carpet cleaning service.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Call in a pizza first, you must be famished.

 

[Hooker]

In order of importance....

1. Post on Ingo
2. Call the police
3. Call a lawyer

 

[Fenway]

lol

In order of importance....

1. Post on Ingo
2. Call the police
3. Call a lawyer

 

[Cwood]

Call Jimmy Johns

 

[Scutter01]

Call Jimmy Johns

Everyone knows that Jimmy Johns is a front for the CIA, so it'd be almost like calling the police AND getting an awesome snack at the same time!

 

[fire259]

Call Jimmy Johns

^ you beat me to it.

 

[gohard43]

Hahahaha I really hope this is not an April fools day joke

 

[littletommy]

Details man, details. If your gonna post about it before you call the cops, at least take the time to give us a more detailed report!

 

[Sweetums]

 

[SmileDocHill]

Hahahaha I really hope this is not an April fools day joke

I hope you meant you hope this IS an April fools day joke.

 

[ruger1800]

The guy let out a moan, shot him again in the head with 00 buckshot what a freakin mess, think i will go to bed and clean it up in the morning.

 

[sporter]

Cool story bro.

 

[revance]

Call Bauer and warn him there is one less dem vote this next election.

 

[gohard43]

oh ya.....PICS !!!!! snap a few quick ones on your phone before the cops get there!!! HAHA

 

[revance]

The guy let out a moan, shot him again in the head with 00 buckshot what a freakin mess, think i will go to bed and clean it up in the morning.

Dude, everyone knows you are supposed to drag them outside before shooting them again in the head. Now you probably have scull fragments and a bullet lodged in your floor. Your wife is gonna be pissed.

Edit: oops, scull fragments and 00 buckshot in your floor.

 

[skyman]

Was he flipping around?

 

[target64]

Call Merry Maids.....then pizza hut...they may need some extra sauce.