Ron Paul Sex Scandal

[public servant]

It has been widely reported that Ron Paul has touched the private parts of at least four thousand women.

No complaints have been filed...yet.

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[UncleMike]

It has been widely reported that Ron Paul has touched the private parts of at least four thousand women.

No complaints have been filed...yet.

How many babies has Ron Paul delivered? | Ron Paul Answers

The followers of Pope Paul will get you for that.....

 

[public servant]

I couldn't resist...

 

[UncleMike]

.............................

I couldn't resist...

 

[tnek]

Pauls biggest detractors are his supporters.

 

[dross]

I don't know whether he touched those women or not, but I don't like the way he's handled this.

 

[public servant]

As a Catholic, I'm greatly offended by him impersonating the Pope.

 

[dross]

As a Catholic, I'm greatly offended by him impersonating the Pope.

I think that might be a photoshopped picture, and that he didn't really dress up like the Pope.

On the other hand, I don't think his campaign has handled photoshopped pictures very well.

 

[rambone]

It has been widely reported that Ron Paul has touched the private parts of at least four thousand women.

Almost as many as Herman!

I kid, I kid.

 

[public servant]

Almost as many as Herman!

I kid, I kid.

Troll.

 

[dross]

I think Ron Paul should have done a lot more than he did to stop that Sandusky guy, too.

 

[Whosyer]

I think Ron Paul should have done a lot more than he did to stop that Sandusky guy, too.

Oh , it goes back further than that. Did you ever see Batman and Bruce Wayne at the same place / same time ? Of course you didn't. Now, have you ever seen Ron Paul and Pol Pot at the same place / same time?

 

[JetGirl]

I think that might be a photoshopped picture

From Worth.Com? Not a chance of that!!
That's like saying The Onion isn't real news! Come on!

 

[dross]

From Worth.Com? Not a chance of that!!
That's like saying The Onion isn't real news! Come on!

See, here's how it works. I say something as if I've seen through a trick, but it's so obvious that anyone knows it's a trick. This clues in the reader that I'm an unreliable narrator. This allows me, acting in character, to be stupid and at the same time then make fun of another aspect of the situation.

People like Tommy Smothers and Will Ferrel and Andy Kaufman were really good at it.

 

[JetGirl]

Be advised, I rarely use purnurple for sarcasm.

 

[dross]

Be advised, I rarely use purnurple for sarcasm.

Ahhh. So I got reversed there. Nice.

 

[vietboy1st]

The guy ruined everything to many believers... So Does God exist ? Just it's something our past generation made up and it had been passing down to many generation ?

 

[JetGirl]

Ahhh. So I got reversed there. Nice.

I would tell you for sure...but magicians never reveal their secrets.

 

[KG1]

The guy ruined everything to many believers... So Does God exist ? Just it's something our past generation made up and it had been passing down to many generation ?

You do realize Ron Paul isn't actually the pope. He just dresses like one.

 

[UncleMike]

You do realize Ron Paul isn't actually the pope. He just dresses like one.

Oh????
Don't tell some of his followers that.