Redneck and IGW DAY 1

[redneckmedic]

Redneck and IGW Texas Roadtrip DAY 1

First off our Rules:

No Pissing in bottles!!! (IGW neg rep in first mile....see monster can)
Safety always on.... see drivers pic
When driving your only responsibility is to drive!!!
No handguns in Illinois see US handgun Laws.org (unless you are crossing state lines and have to find the first reststop to pull over and spend 10 mins properley disassembling, unloading, and locking.... Glock 19, Glock 19, Glock 26, Glock 27, Remington Riot 870, and NEF Pardner.
Due Reguard for Orange Barrels,

My Daughter Offered to Drive the First Leg

Disarming In Illinois

Safety ON

Safety OFF

Keep your fluid INTAKE volume LOW

Beatiful Sunset

BTW We made pitt stop in Effingham, to find some Bacon pics for INGO, who knew... NO BACON ONLY ALLOWED HERE! INGO SPONSERED ..." WE F'N HATE F'N-HAM"

MILES DRIVEN: 250.3
8 one-eyed cockers
4 cops....(thanks Boilers)
1 g-2
1 monster
1 redbull
1 mt. dew
1 turkey sand.
11 squares


Eastern Indiana was slow

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi7FICy0BMs"]YouTube - Orange Barrels[/ame]

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[Bigum1969]

Awesome report!

Don't INGO and drive!

 

[redneckmedic]

Awesome report!

Don't INGO and drive!

Would you believe that is a staged pic?!?

 

[Benny]

Would you believe that is a staged pic?!?

No, we know the truth...It's not like your post count is hidden, we all know you can't go 250 miles without some INGO.

BTW, LOL what a little ham in that first pic.

 

[Bigum1969]

Would you believe that is a staged pic?!?

You've got a laptop + a wireless air card = INGOing and driving.

 

[ATM]

An effing ham sandwich sounds good but can you clarify... was there no bacon in the whole town?

That's just wrong!

Drive safe.

 

[Boilers]

4 cops....(thanks Boilers)

I take it that means you were forewarned? GOOD!

 

[theweakerbrother]

No bacon?! Did you see the 20(??) story high cross?

 

[hotfarmboy1]

Sounds like the trip is going well so far. I bet all that disarming was fun I wonder what people from Ill were saying when they saw that haha. I'm surprised you didn't have any bacon with you, shame, shame

 

[redneckmedic]

UPDATE

416.7 MILES
0130 INDY TIME
FEEL'N GREAT STILL...MIGHT GO STRAIGHT THROUGH

NEW RULES FOR ROAD TRIP
IGW IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BUTTON DOES ON THE STEERING COLUMN...DON'T PUSH IT MILES NOW RESET TO ZERO, TRIP NOW STARTED ALL OVER!

28 ONE-EYE'D COCKERS
NO MORE PO-PO
8 MORE SQUARES
2 PINCHES OF CHAW
4 MORE REDBULLS
1 MONSTER HITMAN-SNIPER SHOOTER
ANOTHER TURKEY SAND.
1 GRANOLA BAR
14 MINS RE-ARMING IN MO
NO GOOD PIC OF THE MIGHTY MISSISSIPPI...TOO DARK

1 JANITOR AT A ILLINOIS REST-STOP THAT CLAIMED HE USES A VELCRO AND ATHLETIC WRIST BAND WITH A FULL TANG COMBAT "ASSAULT" KNIFE FOR SELF DEFENSE AFTER BEING HELD AT GUN POINT X1 AND AN INCIDENT THIS PM WITH 2 "SKIN HEADS" WITH BULKY BACKPACKS...SUICIDE BOMBERS??? NO KNIFE WAS VISIBLE TO US, NOR ANY KIND OF TACTICAL WRIST BAND! POSSIBLY KNIFE GHETTO CARRY?

TRAIL OF TEARS...I WOULD CRY TOO IF INDIANA HAD THE HANDGUN RESTRICTIONS THAT ILLINOIS HAD!

TRUCKERS EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT...WHY YOU ARE TAKING A NAP... THE REAL MEN ARE PUSHING THROUGH

DADGUM REBEL SPOTTED LOITERING AT THE REST STOP!!!

 

[Benny]

What is a "one eyed cocker?"

What is a "square?"

LOL at your last two paragraphs (the last one was just a sentence or two).

 

[IndyGunworks]

ill update and answer the questions
12 more one eyed cockers (padidles or cars with only one headlight on)
5 more squares (ciggarettes)
1 more mountain dew
2 more redbulls
1 turkey sandwich
1 granola bar
half a gatorade g2 emptied and promptly refilled (REDNECK BROKE HIS OWN NO PISSING IN BOTTLES RULE)

ITS 3:00 in the morning we just got 18 more gallons of fuel 688 miles down and still going strong.... we may not stop and just go straight on through.....

the radar just picked up the first cop since the begginning of illinois....

all for now
IGW

 

[1032JBT]

Keep on pushin through as long as it's safe to do so!!!!!

My longest was driving back from Canada from fishing. I drove the entire trip even though my buddy offered to drive. Took 18 hours to get home. FWIW DO NOT GET LOST IN DULUTH, MN!!!!!!! Took a wrong turn and drove through area where you could count the crack dealers and hookers by the dozen and all of 'em were eyeballin the two cracka's drivin in the hood.

 

[IndyGunworks]

if we end up in deluth mn we are WAY WAY lost....

and texas doesnt have hookers and crack dealers.... it has ladies of the night and shroom smokers

 

[redneckmedic]

0530 788miles out and 200 and some change left....Texarkanna 62 miles ahead
Moving West on I-30
4 more Redbulls
2 more filled Gatorade G-2 bottles, which is odd cause I don't remember emptying any!?!
No LEO in last 200 miles or so.

New rule
Its dark so don't rely on color in gatorade bottles, now use temp.

I now know we are approching The Texas Territory,Bugs so big they are putting spiderweb cracks in the windshield!!! Off is now a less than lethal option, switching to buckshot, 7 1/2 might work!!!

They call it a Lunarmoth... I think bc the SOB is so big when it glides up and presents broadside it makes the Bat Symbol in the moon light.

If PETA saw the massacre that we carried out they would bat an eye at Obama's fly asassination!

Passed this sign some time ago, figured it was INGO worthy!

 

[redneckmedic]

UPDATE

WE ARE IN TEXAS AS OF 30 MINS AGO.

 

[danielocean03]

Looks like you boys are having a great time! Great report too! Drive safe, don't feed the bears and keep 'er shiny side up!

 

[danielocean03]

WE ARE IN TEXAS AS OF 30 MINS AGO.

That's some fine driving. Congrats. Stop and eat at a Whataburger while you're there. I recommend the Whatachicken sandwich.

 

[Boilers]

Texas? I was only able to make it up to my bed and back downstairs. I feel lazy now.
We passed a budget for Indiana so it will be open when you come back.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Go back to the truckstop and take pictures of the janitor. He could be an American hero someday.