YA, GOTTA LOVE HIM....A MUST READ...PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR...READ THIS!
The Plan!
[Is there a photo missing here?]
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in
Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is
for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'
1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole'
boys', we will never 'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist
nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back
home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak
is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
The Plan!
[Is there a photo missing here?]
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in
Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is
for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'
1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole'
boys', we will never 'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist
nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back
home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak
is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
