odd bumper stickers

[Integraholic]

So I was driving along today and I noticed a bumper sticker that said, "Don't let the car fool you, my treasure is in heaven." Now I understand this doesn't sound too odd. What WAS odd was the fact that it was plastered on the back of a Mercedes Benz.

So what funny stickers have you all seen?

 

[Crystalship1]

^^^^ No doubt a preacher's car!!! :rolleyesedit:

 

[jontheturboguy]

The weirdest sticker I have ever seen, and I kid you not...

"Your mom is not my hamburger."

 

[22rssix]

"I'M only speeding because I have to Poop"

 

[tmfinney]

"Support cannibalism, Eat me"
"333: Half Evil"
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies"

These are some of the weirdest ones I've seen

 

[Lock n Load]

All of the "OBAMA 2008" bumper stickers!!!!

Its really not weird.... just scary!!!

 

[Integraholic]

I just remembered this one.

"My son was inmate of the month at the Marion County Jail."

 

[indyjoe]

After getting cut of a second time by this crazy woman driver who managed to change lanes 20 times in the 6 miles, but never get ahead of me driving safe, smart and flowing with traffic, I notice her license plate.

THE BRAT. Yep, I agree.

 

[JetGirl]

"I'M only speeding because I have to Poop"

I bought one of those for my cousin (queen of the poop jokes).
I wonder if you saw her car!!

 

[Disposable Heart]

My kid beat up your honor student! If I had kids, that would be sticker one!!!

 

[indyjoe]

My kid beat up your honor student! If I had kids, that would be sticker one!!!

You don't have to have kids for that one.

You don't even have to have kids to go into a store and get exactly $20 worth of liquor (after tax) and baby food and diapers. Then when they ring it up, you only have a twenty. Man the looks you get when you tell them that you don't really need the baby food and diapers.

 

[Disposable Heart]

You don't have to have kids for that one.

You don't even have to have kids to go into a store and get exactly $20 worth of liquor (after tax) and baby food and diapers. Then when they ring it up, you only have a twenty. Man the looks you get when you tell them that you don't really need the baby food and diapers.

 

[nighthawk80]

Just saw this the other day: I'm not in heat, so stop riding my tail.

 

[AFA1CY]

"Don't tailgate, I pick my nose."

 

[Bill of Rights]

"Watch my back end, not HERS!"

"Keep honking. I'm reloading."

"Warning: Driver only carries $20 in ammunition." (we may need to update that-that's only one value pack of WWB anymore! )

Blessings,
B

 

[Fenway]

 

[Ri22o]

The strangest one I have ever seen was:

"Abortions Cause Breast Cancer"

 

[indyjoe]

"Abortions Cause Breast Cancer"

There are some studies that showed cause and effect. The reasoning is that a woman's breasts start developing for lactating after the pregnancy and when an abortion occurs, these cells stop mid-stream. Partial developed cells can turn cancerous.

 

[Ri22o]

There are some studies that showed cause and effect. The reasoning is that a woman's breasts start developing for lactating after the pregnancy and when an abortion occurs, these cells stop mid-stream. Partial developed cells can turn cancerous.

My grandmother must have had at least 2 abortions then...

 

[Integraholic]

It's not the ONLY cause of breast cancer, it's just one possibility.