jblomenberg16
Grandmaster
Heard a good one tonight at the bowling alley:
President Obama and former President George W. Bush both happened to be at the same barbershop at the same time recently. The tension was so thick that the barbers didn't dare strike up the normal barbershop gossip for fear it would quickly turn into an ugly political debate between the two men in their chairs.
At the end of the hair cuts, the barbers both finished up with the traditional hot shave. The first barber finished up on President Obama just a bit sooner than the other barber with President Bush. He politely asked, "Sir, would you like some aftershave?" President Obama jokingly replied "Thanks, but I don't want to go back to Michelle smelling like the inside of a whore-house."
As he said that, the second barber had finished with former President Bush, and asked the same question about the after shave. To that, "W" answered "Yes, that would be fine...my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like."
President Obama and former President George W. Bush both happened to be at the same barbershop at the same time recently. The tension was so thick that the barbers didn't dare strike up the normal barbershop gossip for fear it would quickly turn into an ugly political debate between the two men in their chairs.
At the end of the hair cuts, the barbers both finished up with the traditional hot shave. The first barber finished up on President Obama just a bit sooner than the other barber with President Bush. He politely asked, "Sir, would you like some aftershave?" President Obama jokingly replied "Thanks, but I don't want to go back to Michelle smelling like the inside of a whore-house."
As he said that, the second barber had finished with former President Bush, and asked the same question about the after shave. To that, "W" answered "Yes, that would be fine...my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like."
Love it
