NWI INGO General Post - Part 8

[bradmedic04]

I went to one by my old office. Definitely brought out some classy folks. There was one guy who took an entire pizza, emptied about half a salt shaker worth of salt onto it, and proceeded to eat the whole thing in about 3 minutes. On the way out he waved to the manager and said "see you tomorrow."

 

[Ericpwp]

Sounds like Golden Corral. I was there once, and it will stay that way.

 

[CTC B4Z]

Ok

 

[jedi]

Oh look at this website that someone else posted on INGO.
Lots of data on where shootings in the city have occured.
HeyJackass! | Illustrating Chicago Values

 

[melensdad]

Bill B and I were at the cigar lounge about 2pm with a young INGO member ~who shall remain nameless~ when a hot blonde girl, about his age, wearing short shorts, a semi-see through cropped top, leopard print bra and was chatting to everyone. Bill and I encouraged the hapless young lad to go engage this charming young lass . . . to no avail. His parents raised him to be a gentleman. In this particular case, I do not believe she was looking for a gentleman.

BTW, her name was Margaret, she goes by Maggie. Of course our hapless young INGO member didn't find out any of that information.

 

[Ericpwp]

KirkFreeman post that site a lot.

Youth is wasted on the young.

 

[jedi]

Bill B and I were at the cigar lounge about 2pm with a young INGO member ~who shall remain nameless~ when a hot blonde girl, about his age, wearing short shorts, a semi-see through cropped top, leopard print bra and was chatting to everyone. Bill and I encouraged the hapless young lad to go engage this charming young lass . . . to no avail. His parents raised him to be a gentleman. In this particular case, I do not believe she was looking for a gentleman.

BTW, her name was Margaret, she goes by Maggie. Of course our hapless young INGO member didn't find out any of that information.

or it did not happen.

 

[jedi]

KirkFreeman post that site a lot.

Youth is wasted on the young.

What I find is 75 head shots all resulted in death, but there was 51 head shots and did not.

 

[Snapdragon]

What I find is 75 head shots all resulted in death, but there was 51 head shots and did not.

Wait, what?

 

[jedi]

Wait, what?

Look at the website middle of the page.
It breaks the shootings down by shot placement.
For the category head there is 75 shots that resulted in death and 51 shots that resulted in being wounded only

The MOST deaths is by getting shot in the head, followed by chest.

 

[actaeon277]

Wait, what?

glancing shots that don't penetrate

glancing shots that do penetrate, but don't damage much

small calibers


Don't forget, you can totally remove some sections of the brain, and the person can "live"

 

[Snapdragon]

Don't mind me. I was out in the sun today.

 

[jedi]

glancing shots that don't penetrate

glancing shots that do penetrate, but don't damage much

small calibers


Don't forget, you can totally remove some sections of the brain, and the person can "live"

It's just flesh wounds right...
[video=youtube_share;6o0Co4kbRZo]http://youtu.be/6o0Co4kbRZo[/video]

 

[melensdad]

Don't forget, you can totally remove some sections of the brain, and the person can "live"

I'm pretty sure that Jedi is proof that you can live with MOST of your brain removed. After all, we now know that even raccoons are smarter than Jedi.

 

[jedi]

 

[GhostofWinter]

Gee Melensdad....I think you hit a nerve with that....a'la pelosi......

 

[Bill B]

or it did not happen.

Oh, it happened all right.
Said lass even alighted on the bench outside to enjoy her cigarette and one helpful employee went even outside to offer her a bottle of water, while our hapless young ingo member was complaining about the style of taillights on his vehicle.

 

[jedi]

Well said "young ingo member" is a smart boy.
girls are eeeevvvvviiiillllllll and CrAzy!

 

[GhostofWinter]

Well said "young ingo member" is a smart boy.
girls are eeeevvvvviiiillllllll and CrAzy!

What do you know? You are outwitted by a simple raccoon......

 

[xfrostybeersx]

See, I would've been complimenting her Headlights and taillights.