NWI INGO General Post - Part 14

[jedi]

Check with the .GOV person who goes to Florida for vacations. 3 2 1..........

Ring.. ring...
Yes can i speak with kim...
Oh he is busy polishing his nukes..
Ok can u tell him i have some addtional gps coordinates for him.

 

[chef larry]

Ring.. ring...
Yes can i speak with kim...
Oh he is busy polishing his nukes..
Ok can u tell him i have some addtional gps coordinates for him.

Don't even need to go to Staples to get an easy button to get in contact with you.

 

[jedi]

 

[melensdad]

My Chihuahua Daisy has been barking at something outside for nearly 24 hours now, but I can't figure out what it is. Going out to investigate when it's completely light.

Both of mine have been going nuts each evening from about 9pm to nearly midnight for the last couple of nights. Standing at the door barking. Then resting. Then barking. Sometimes changing from the patio door to the front door. NOTHING is out there. No tracks in the snow. Nothing.

I think it might be the wind?

 

[jedi]

Just ssying but dog mimich their owners.
If the owners are crazy then doggie eventually picks that up.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Just ssying but dog mimich their owners.
If the owners are crazy then doggie eventually picks that up.

So, who’s attic have you been breaking into to sleep and ****?

I imagine it goes the same with raccoons.

 

[chef larry]

Just ssying but dog mimich their owners.
If the owners are crazy then doggie eventually picks that up.

Your a mean one Mr. Grinch and you even have YOUR snow on the ground.

 

[jedi]

Your a mean one Mr. Grinch and you even have YOUR snow on the ground.

Aaahhh as long as jedi loves jedi everything is good.
Besides the grinch did not hate xmass, he just hates people.

 

[Snapdragon]

Both of mine have been going nuts each evening from about 9pm to nearly midnight for the last couple of nights. Standing at the door barking. Then resting. Then barking. Sometimes changing from the patio door to the front door. NOTHING is out there. No tracks in the snow. Nothing.

I think it might be the wind?

Good to know. Or you know how the snow kind of creaks when it's really cold?

 

[melensdad]

Good to know. Or you know how the snow kind of creaks when it's really cold?

Could be that too.

Just ssying but dog mimich their owners.
If the owners are crazy then doggie eventually picks that up.

Well I did teach mine to be on the lookout for pink, hello kitty and Jedi ... and to attack combinations of any of those 3 things!

 

[jedi]

But you are so ffffaaarrr south that jedi does not go that way.


Done food shopping btw and the stores are a mad house.

 

[Snapdragon]

Done in five minutes flat. Go me.

[video=youtube;Z2nUvXshYxs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nUvXshYxs[/video]

 

[chef larry]

Done in five minutes flat. Go me.

[video=youtube;Z2nUvXshYxs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nUvXshYxs[/video]

Ms fix-it. How soon till you get your own PBS show?

 

[Ballstater98]

It's finally warmed up to -12°F in NW Iowa. Now, that wind makes it -29°F. Whew! And my BILs are going ice fishing. Yeah, no.

 

[chef larry]

It's finally warmed up to -12°F in NW Iowa. Now, that wind makes it -29°F. Whew! And my BILs are going ice fishing. Yeah, no.

When in Rome.......

 

[2A_Tom]

That's BsIL.

 

[chef larry]

That's BsIL.

 

[2A_Tom]

Nouns go plural not adjectives.

 

[melensdad]

But you are so ffffaaarrr south that jedi does not go that way.

Apparently the little dog scared you ffffaaarrr away

 

[Ericpwp]

What if it's possessive?